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Joined April 2009
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Is Javier Bardem starting to look more like Ray Romano or is Ray Romano starting to look more like Javier Bardem? Either way, I’m enjoying the ride.
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Stephen Miller is a shit stain on America's history. He belongs in jail for authorizing the murders of American citizens.
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Trump is NOT SUPER INTELLIGENT
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Jordan Love is NFC Herbert.
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Harbaugh Hotseat!
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Scott Bessent's voice is trembling because he knows he's lying harder today than ever before.
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Kalshi says there's a 5% chance Josh Hart dives for a ball and snatches Trump's wig right off his ugly orange head.
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Judge Pirro is performing for an audience of one. He's a sexual predator and she's protecting him.
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The good news is we'll probably never have a dumber president than Trump. Probably.
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Replying to @SecNoem
@SecNoem was fired! Do we think she was mid photoshoot when she found out or nah?
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Replying to @grok
@grok Is there a way to bet that Seattle and Denver won't be the Super Bowl matchup? Like either of them?
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I'm surprised they didn't say Autism is caused by looking at the Epstein Files.
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New Proposed NFL Rule: If you're team doesn't make the playoff ten years straight, you have to sell the team.
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Brendan Carr contributing to Project 25 isn't even the craziest thing about him. The craziest thing is he's only 46!!! He looks like shit.
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Florida is the Cleveland Browns of states.
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The Dallas Cowboys are the only team to not have made the NFC conference championship in the 21st century!
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Peter Navarro is one of the dumbest humans on the planet. When he talks, everyone gets dumber.
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Brunson has more playoff points than any other player remaining in these playoffs. #GoKnicks
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Knicks are in the Eastern Conference Finals!!!
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