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Zito

@_Zeets

Writer - The Minotaur at Calle Lanza. “Well, I had to pay my debt of joy to a world that was so often hostile to me.”

 Pallet Town, Kanto
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Joined June 2009
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Going to start a new series called "Nutmegs as Great Philosophical Arguments"
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A man can’t even have several affairs and jeopardize the global economy anymore. Political correctness has gone too far.
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*NVIDIA'S JENSEN HUANG RESIGNS AS CEO *NVIDIA NAMES KRESS INTERIM CEO, RETAINS CFO ROLE
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rollingstone.com/tv-movies/t…
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One day airlines will realize that it makes more sense to board from the back to the front of the plane
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Me eating at Birds of a Feather
Brandon Streussnig (@BrndnStrssng) profile pictureBrandon Streussnig@BrndnStrssng10h
Went to see a movie tonight and stopped for dinner first and had so much of the best Chinese food I ever had that I had to pull the plug on seeing a movie so I could go home and lie down
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“He wants to be present in the world by being present in his body, and the only path that he knows toward that presence and aliveness is through the hill, through failure, through bending his body to his will and transforming it through pain.” somethingwonderful.substack.…
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I’ve been a fan of Mona’s work for so long, can’t wait to read this book theguardian.com/books/2026/n…
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The biggest scandal to come out of all of this
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Max Berlinger (@Berlinger) profile pictureMax Berlinger@Berlinger16h
omg jose @VanityFair with the scoop!! those designer leather jackets jensen huang was seen wearing are AI!!!! vanityfair.com/story/jensen-…
Jensen Huang Did: Have an Ill-Advised Affair. He Did Not: Wear Vintage Saint Laurent.

Jensen Huang Did: Have an Ill-Advised Affair. He Did Not: Wear Vintage Saint Laurent.

The president and CEO of Nvidia has gone viral in the fashion world this week for wearing a vintage Saint Laurent jacket by Hedi Slimane—but did he actually?

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On MTV, telling them how I sold D And used to bag work up out of apartment 4B
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The game is a light bulb with eleven-million volts And I’m just a moth addicted to the floss
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“Man, it's just a game, I just play it to play it" — Allure, 2003
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He’s gonna get fired then get hit with THAT divorce settlement
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Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
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Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang had another affair with an executive at the company, according to a report from The New York Times. This is his second known affair, following his relationship with an alleged Chinese spy. (nytimes.com/2026/11/11/techn…)
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Everyone thought it was a honeypot situation when she was just one in his roster
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Scott Colom has won the Mississippi Senate race, CNN projects
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Steph letting them know that he’s a shooter with shooters. But all jokes aside, it is wild how much and often these dudes just go after her, and really any wife / girlfriend of NBA players who they think is not behaving like they think women should.
NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral) profile pictureNBACentral
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Steph Curry calls out Nick Young, Gilbert Arenas, and everyone else talking about Ayesha Curry, telling them to keep his wife’s name out of their mouths 😳 “Kind of speaks to a bigger conversation on how you view women in this world and what they’re allowed and what they’re not allowed to do.”
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The next four U-17 World Cups are in Qatar as well.
Tom Bogert (@tombogert) profile pictureTom Bogert
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🇺🇸 Sources: U.S. Soccer has withdrawn its Under-17 men’s national team from the U-17 World Cup in Qatar. Decision due to security concerns in the region with ongoing wars/conflict. @USSoccerColl 1st reported. The players were informed today. nytimes.com/athletic/7774109…
U.S. Soccer pulls team out of FIFA U-17 World Cup in Qatar due to safety concerns: Sources (Gift...

U.S. Soccer pulls team out of FIFA U-17 World Cup in Qatar due to safety concerns: Sources (Gift...

The U.S. was supposed to face Montenegro, Chile and Algeria at the youth tournament in Qatar later this month

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Probably time for @vauhinivara and @TheAtlantic to issue an apology.
The Atlantic (@TheAtlantic) profile pictureThe Atlantic
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Exclusive: Another prestigious award has gone to a writer who seems to have used AI as the crisis of trust in the literary world intensifies, @vauhinivara reports: theatlantic.com/books/2026/1…
Yet Another Literary Prizewinner Seems to Be AI

Yet Another Literary Prizewinner Seems to Be AI

The prestigious Caine Prize, announced last week, went to a story with many red flags.

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“Just some small changes” - an editor who has marked up your whole document and questioned every line that you’ve written
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He’s just practicing dialectics
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Edward Ongweso Jr (@bigblackjacobin) profile pictureEdward Ongweso Jr
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Karp is just delusional. He calls himself a neo-Marxist, but also calls the AI labs Marxist when disagreeing with them. He calls himself the last progressive, but also spent the past few years criticizing progressives as feckless and anti-warrior class. This is in line with that.
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It’s a testament to their insanity that they think calling the child a terrorist will make them look like heroes.
Tariq Kenney-Shawa (@tksshawa) profile pictureTariq Kenney-Shawa@tksshawaNov 10
“Yeah, that 14-year-old kid looked like he was thinking about maybe throwing a stone at the tank invading his town so we shot and killed him.” This is the justification Israel openly offers the world for murdering children.
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