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Jensen Huang with his third girlfriend watching his second affair news break right now
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BREAKING: Netanyahu says Jensen Huang is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.
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Live shot at Nvidia board meetings
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Not Jerome Powell retweeted
The federal budget has to be the final boss for this thing.
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The federal budget has to be the final boss for this thing.
🤝 Paid partnership
With Nirvanai, opportunities that used to take months to find now surface in minutes. For years, we’ve used AI to turn enterprise contracts, invoices, and spend into financial data customers can trust. Then, as our CEO Brandon Card explains, customers ended up with more data than they could act on. So we built Nirvanai Savings Agents. They find the opportunities, size them, and rank them, so Finance and Procurement teams can #FindTheMoney faster. 💸 #NirvanAI #FinancialIntelligence #Procurement #EnterpriseAI
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Wtf is going on lmao
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This is not a rejection, correction or even the election. It’s Jensen Huang’s erection
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Jensen Huang after being asked if the Chinese spy was his only affair
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Imagine the next market crash being Jensen Huang’s penis.
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Sir, a second affair has been leaked
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Jensen Huang finding out another one of his romantic affairs was just leaked
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Not Jerome Powell retweeted
Families are struggling to afford a home. Meanwhile, FICO just had its best year ever and is now going to HIDE what it charges for credit scores.  They get richer while everyday Americans are hurting.  Investigate FICO!
$FICO CEO just lost the plot on Q4 earnings call! “Ashish, I guess I can't blame you for asking the question, but maybe it's time for me just to explain a little bit of a change in philosophy and in how we talk about our pricing and our programs and so on. I know, I think you all know, it's no secret that transparency and detail on our programs and pricing have not been particularly helpful for FICO. We were of a view for many years that because the FICO score at $10 or $4.95 or whatever we were charging, was such a tiny fraction of overall closing costs, we really didn't think that the price was a very big deal. We thought that the value so far exceeded the price that why not share details around the pricing just so that everyone understands how little it is in the scheme of things? As you all know from watching events over the last several years, we've really been attacked for, you know, what we consider to be, you know, not very good reasons. We're attacked because we're transparent and clear about our score price. As you all know, the credit files cost a lot more, credit evaluation costs are much more. In fact, every other element of the closing is a lot more than what FICO charges. Yet somehow FICO has become the poster child for affordability in housing, which is just a crazy thing. Internally, we have had a lot of conversations about has this transparency been helpful, and the conclusion is no, it has not been helpful. I think you guys know that we have probably been in the top decile of open transparent, help everyone outside understand what we are doing inside, but it has not really worked very well for us. On a go-forward basis, our intention is to not share every detail. We are not going to share every pricing program. We are not going to share what the prices are. We are not going to share all of the terms. They are going to be customized, but by customer to meet customer needs. We are just not going to provide all that kind of information. To your very specific question, is the average price of a FICO Score going up, down, or sideways? We are not going to answer that. You guys who have been watching us and watching the industry can understand exactly why we are not going to answer that.” Yikes 😬
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Due to home court advantage I am deducting votes from my tally and giving Greg the win. Winner of the Best X Comedy Account - 2026. Greg
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Not to be that guy/girl but it's good.
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Saying “Not to be that guy/girl” is absolutely retarded.
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When you finally retire and are about to start enjoying life
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WE MIGHT BE LOOKING AT THE GREATEST TWITTER ACCOUNT ABOUT AI HOLY SH*IT BRO
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This is incredible!
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Who comes up with this shit lmao
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