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Alex Cohen

@anothercohen

Member of Founding Staff @hellopatient | Previously: Led consumer and growth product @carbonhealth | Hobbies include getting fired constantly | Mostly satire

 Austin, TX
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Joined April 2012
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Excited to share that we've raised a $22.5m Series A for Hello Patient, led by Scale Venture Partners. This is by far the worst announcement video I've ever made. I can't believe our lead investor agreed to this
Alex Cohen (@anothercohen) profile pictureAlex Cohen
@anothercohen2 Sep 2025
Our lead investor and I have a big announcement to share. Thursday, 9AM PT.
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This is an absolute masterpiece. 10/10. No notes
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🤖 Made with AI
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Newark gets a lot of airport hate but I just landed here and the terminal is brand new, energy drinks are buy 2 get 1 free, the walk to the Uber pickup is 30 seconds, and the ride share waiting areas have heat lamps. 10/10 would fly here again
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POV: You’re buying creatine in San Francisco in 2027
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@InternetH0FNov 9
California has passed a law requiring age verification to buy creatine starting January 1, 2027
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I don't think the Chinese Spy is hot
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Oh no
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This is my quant
Kris Kay | 🎲 444 Capital (@thekriskay) profile pictureKris Kay | 🎲 444 Capital
@thekriskayNov 8
The affair rally: $AMZN has added $2 trillion to its market cap since Bezos cheated on his wife in 2019 $MSFT has added $2 trillion to its market cap since Bill Gates cheated in 2021. $NVDA bull case just dropped
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I used an NVIDIA GPU to make this
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Would be incredibly disappointing and bad for Texas if our newly elected officials pushed Elon and his companies out of the state
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmuskNov 7
Replying to @WSJPolitics
SpaceX and Tesla have prospered in Texas, because we were not constantly operating under an oppressive and extractive state government. And I need to be close to the factories, so that I can walk the floor in person. That’s why the first major SpaceX factory was in LA and first major Tesla factory was in SF Bay Area. As California became increasingly difficult, due to extreme taxes and overregulation, we moved our major domestic expansions and HQ to Texas.
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Costco shareholders today xitter.twitterapi.xyz/amitisinvesting/status…
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Just preemptively added this Slackbot auto response to our company Slack to get ahead of the upcoming legislative changes
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RIP AI it was fun while it lasted
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A jet crashed in my hometown today and this is one of the most insane videos I’ve ever seen
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I hate SF Halloween. What do you mean you're the personal AI agent billboard?
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New Siri AI is amazing 🤩 I always text my friends using Microsoft Teams how did it know
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Working in B2B sales now means non stop slop RFPs and slop contract reviews. It's exhausting
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First in my bloodline to read this sentence
Clavicular (@clavicular) profile pictureClavicular
@clavicularOct 29
If you strip at the Booby Trap and you’ve had your pussy eaten by a Polymarket exec, DM me. Let’s do a stream and gamble on Duel!
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Okay fine, I will try the melatonin infused caffeine matrix looking sleep pill and report back
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Jason Jin (@jasonljin) profile pictureJason Jin
@jasonljinOct 29
Today, @takezest is launching the world’s first 2-in-1 melatonin and caffeine capsule. It is the first product of its kind that helps to reset your sleep schedule and support your circadian rhythm. We are also announcing Zest RX: clinician-led care for sleep and wakefulness, built for the modern era of superintelligence. Sleep medicine is stuck in the past: the most prescribed sleep drugs are decades old, often addictive, and sedate you instead of letting you truly rest. We’re excited to finally bring sleep medicine into the 21st century.
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Imagine getting let go in the office ball pit
Jeff Barg (@jeffbarg) profile pictureJeff Barg
@jeffbargOct 28
how tf am i supposed to have a 1:1 here
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