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Your private public intellectual. I stand athwart history chortling and asking, ''Really?''

Kentuckiana
Joined July 2009
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Open the schools.
What country did this take place in?
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Having a Christmas market without diversity barriers around it
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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As Thanksgiving approaches, I'm saddened that an entire generation is growing up without appreciating the beauty of this Thanksgiving meal. Thankfully, a faithful remnant still recognizes it for what it is: one of the most iconic Thanksgiving feasts in television history.
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JUST IN: Developer abandons $10B Michigan data center project after residents reject the proposal, despite promises of $54 million in annual tax revenue & a $20 million community investment fund.
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A reminder for those who are worried about monopolies:
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Those mass graves aren't full of millionaires, dummy.
You are not rich enough to be afraid of socialism.
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The Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore was destroyed in March 2024. As of August 2026, MD was still *accepting bids* to complete demolition of the old bridge, with hopes of finishing demo this year. "REPAIR" is written & released four years bf one bridge is REPAIRED in MD. Projected reopening is 2030, but I'm sure that won't be done by then. ONE BRIDGE.
REPAIR is an honest look at where our country stands now, what's broken, what we need to rebuild completely, and what we can't lose sight of. Our future won't repair itself. We have to be the ones who do it. Preorder your copy today: premierecollectibles.com/wes…
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BREAKING: The Constitutionality Index has now scored every law in the history of the United States. 48,000 laws dating back to 1789. So far as I'm aware, I'm the first one to ever attempt such a thing. And we've now ranked every president based on the percentage of laws they enacted were constitutional. The results largely track the overall historical trend: As we move from the founding to the modern era, the percentage of unconstitutional legislation increases. In fact, 1937 is the tipping point. Pre-FDR's New Deal, every president — Federalist, Whig, Republican, Democrat — scores 98 to 100%. After the New Deal, the average percentage of constitutional laws (by page) drops to 31 percent. As a result, presidents of the last few decades find themselves at the bottom of the rankings. @JoeBiden is officially the least constitutional president, although Trump isn't far behind. Only Thomas Jefferson scored a perfect 100 percent. I've also scored congresses, & @SpeakerJohnson's current Congress is, from the perspective of the Constitution, the worst Congress in American history. Constitutional legislation stands at 56.3 by total count, & just 4.3% by total legislative pages. Another important finding: The largest laws in American history are, every one of them, unconstitutional. Check it out & let me know what you think. (Links below)
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You need to get a REAL ID and dump out your water bottle, while twice-deported illegal immigrants are boarding domestic flights.
Incase you missed this one… An illegal immigrant from Honduras just tried to storm the cockpit on a United flight from Newark to New Orleans. He has already been deported twice, yet an immigration judge released him after his 3rd crossing. Execute him. Put the judge in jail.
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Spotted today in midtown Kansas City. Unfortunately, on some level, you do kind of gotta hand it to this guy
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They're gonna have to explain to moviegoers under 40 what bookstores were. And email. And romance.
A remake of ‘YOU'VE GOT MAIL’ is in the works at Warner Bros. (Source: Deadline)
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Winning an election in part because gas prices are higher and then turning around and claiming a mandate for embracing climate ideology. Stifling oil and gas production will not lower energy costs.
NOW - John Kerry declares that U.S. midterm voting results showed that Americans made "made climate change and its exigencies a voting issue."
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IN HIS 52 POWER CONFERENCE GAMES, MARK POPE HAS TRAILED BY DOUBLE DIGITS IN 24 OF THEM
In his 75 games at Kentucky, Mark Pope has trailed by double digits in 27 of them. In his 52 power conference games he has trailed by double digits in 24 of them.
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Voters: We gotta get rid of these tariffs, they are the dumbest economic idea we’ve ever heard of. Democrats: I think you mean, they’re the dumbest economic idea you’ve heard of YET.
Texas Gov.-elect Gina Hinojosa says she will declare a "high-cost emergency" and freeze residential electricity rates within an hour of taking office. The plan clashes with Texas' competitive energy market, where over 100 retail providers compete for consumers under a deregulation law. Nick Loris, president of @C3Journal, warns the freeze could leave suppliers unable to adequately provide power. Full story here foxnews.com/politics/texas-g…
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the bride requested Ella Fitzgerald but I thought she said Edmund Fitzgerald and boy this is a long, awkward first dance
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Florida SAVE Act!
🚨 WOW! Democrats are furious as a law will soon take effect in Florida REQUIRING that EVERY driver's license issued will need to display whether the person is a NON-CITIZEN as part of the state's SAVE America Act Florida did it right again ☀️ The law also ENSURES only citizens vote. Do it nationwide 🇺🇸
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A new report from Washington, D.C., finds "64% of bus riders still do not pay fares," which is threatening the sustainability of the city's public transportation. D.C.'s solution? An 11 percent fare hike for those who do pay.
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Price controls are dumb & they backfire. They're twice as dumb if you're trying to control energy prices in an energy producing state.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Texas Governor-elect Gina Hinojosa pledges to freeze residential electricity rates and suspend gas and diesel taxes on her first day in office.
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I don’t think the former site of the Landover Mall needs to be an untouchable memorial to the Build a Bear it once housed
JUST IN: Maryland activist helps block a $5B AI data center planned for the site of an abandoned shopping mall that closed 24 years ago, after gathering over 25,000 signatures.
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This is the new Democrat party. Electing actual terrorists to Congress to make the case that actually WE are the bad guys in the world and we should really give the terrorists and terror-funders the benefit of the doubt.
Insane exchange. Newly elected Democrat Adam Hamawy refuses to call Iran an adversary. BROWN: Do you see Iran as the adversary? HAMAWY: "We pushed them into a fight" BROWN: But are they the adversary? HAMAWY: "We should be making friends" BROWN: They've been saying "death to America" for decades HAMAWY: "We've been saying 'death to Iran'" BROWN: They've killed a lot of Americans HAMAWY: "And we've killed a lot of them" BROWN: So you don't see Iran as an adversary? HAMAWY: "I see that we are pushing Iran into a fight"
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