emo trash, nb lesbian, terrified of butterflies, 39
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a few days ago I watched Astros fans boo Bregman during every at-bat and just now saw the crowd in St Louis give Contreras a standing ovation and the Cubs fan in me hates to say it but Cards fans are doing it right
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drove all the way to Charlotte to see the wonder years and the lady at the door couldn't figure out how to scan my ticket and I missed fucking cigarettes and saints which was the ONLY REASON I came to this show so now I'm going home FUCK YOU LADY AT THE FILLMORE
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not me crying in the lesbian bar bathroom bc this is the first time I've ever experienced a place just for me
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finally watching the diddy documentary and the number of people who have flat out admitted to covering for him over the years is honestly nauseating
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some motherfucker karaoke saw my fall out boy shirt and said "that's a chick band" and is not singing creed so like I think I've found the worst man in asheville
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that onion headline is evergreen
PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
P: “They should stay home?”
F: “Yeah.”
P: “So you’re a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
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it finally happened: wearing a champs hoodie at work and someone looked at it and said "state champs of what" WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
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@AdagioTeas love the advent calendars truly but WHY are the little pouches impossible to open like I shouldn't be handling scissors immediately upon waking up
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someone I know had jury duty last week and said a few ppl felt the defendant was guilty by the law but didn't agree with the charges but instead of fighting for that they just let themselves be bullied into a guilty verdict so the trial wouldn't continue past the weekend
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unpopular opinion but if you treat pretty odd as the peyote-fueled anomaly it is then the rest of the patd discography is actually very organic. pretty odd was not a follow up to afycso but vices absolutely was.
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NO GOOD DEED? AS LONG AS YOU'RE MINE? THANK GOODNESS? FOR GOOD???????????
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heard cheney kicked it and that's how I found out dick cheney and john mccain are in fact different guys
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