We know they are lying. They know they are lying. They know we know they are lying. We know they know we know they are lying. But they are still lying. -AIS
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The fun folks at OregonTrailTay on Instagram added me to their web series!
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@SportsMT was that supposed to sound like Taylor Swift? Please don’t use that one Matt
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@SportsMT The Mariners were getting their @$$es whupped repeatedly and said “Thank you sir may I have another”
Sadly however their drubbing eclipsed their previous worst-drubbing, which had come at the hands of the Astros 21-1 in 2019. We no longer have that top spot.
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@SportsMT @ChrisGordy Would have been a much quicker flight on the Concorde, similar to the Seahawks playing the Dolphins. Maybe there’s a new Concorde around the corner
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@SportsMT @SportsRV Matt I’m just curious who you were referring to as the 4 really good hitters for the Astros this year (2026 OPS):
1. Yordan Alvarez – 1.058
2. Jeremy Peña – .823
3. Carlos Correa – .787
4. Isaac Paredes – .768
5. Christian Walker – .765
6. Taylor Trammell – .735
7. LaMonte Wade Jr. – .716
8. Cam Smith – .695
9. Jose Altuve – .695
10. Yainer Diaz – .680
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@XHandles My request for the handle that matches my name was denied (screenshot), but my requested handle, @benjaminparker, matches my name exactly. You can see the name Benjamin Parker displayed as my name on my profile, as it always has been. The automated system seems to have erred in its assessment. I have made the request again - please manually intervene to prevent this from happening again 🙏
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Grok never ceases to amaze me. Never would I have imagined I'd get this from an AI. But I just had a long (very long) conversation with Grok about some things that have gone on in my life, and after I'd sent my last message in the convo, Grok's last reply came back with this at the end:
"Take care, brother. You’ve got a good heart."
Whoa. Warm fuzzies from an AI? 🤯 I'll take it - that's awesome!!
@SportsMT They put the right game on channel 11 (Colts-Seahawks) - I think they heard you
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Grok Imagine is definitely getting better. Started with my (slightly photoshopped) profile picture.
🤖 Made with AI
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@SportsRV San Rafael is a town, pronounced “San Rafel”, emphasis on the second syllable - Bay Area folks will make fun of you if you pronounce it Rafael, be careful! (my aunt lives there - beautiful place!)
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@SportsRV @SportsMT Cal McNair is listed as having graduated from Rice’s business school in ‘95 by the Rice website itself - doubt they’re lying:
business.rice.edu/person/d-c…
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