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As you’re busy processing transactions, kindly run a quick audit and check if my mutual is hiding somewhere in your account. 👀
Please refund my mutual before I start to ❌ on you… If not, thank you for your cooperation 😆🤝
bigalo_o retweeted
I love my boyfriend enough to marry him, but sometimes I wish séx wasn't part of our relationship.
Me: I'm 29. We've been together for five years, and he's everything I want in a husband.
Yui: Then what's wrong?
Me: Nothing is wrong with him. That's what makes this confusing. I just don't enjoy having sëx with him anymore.
Yui: Does he pressure you?
Me: No. He's very respectful. But whenever he asks, I start feeling like it's another responsibility I have to take care of.
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One thing I always pay attention to when looking at a trading tool is whether people are actually using it.
Features and technical explanations are important, but real activity gives another perspective on how a product is being used.
That's why this update from @Hypesium caught my attention.
According to its latest 24-hour figures, $59,420 in trading volume passed through the bot.
That's approximately 825 HYPE across 14 different tokens on Elysium.
And every trade was sent directly through a Telegram chat.
Think about the experience.
A trader doesn't necessarily need to keep moving between different platforms to interact with a token.
The process is straightforward:
Paste the token address, choose the buy amount, review the trade and tap buy.
The bot handles the transaction flow from there.
What makes this interesting is how Hypesium brings several trading activities into one familiar environment.
Users can discover tokens, identify their launchpads, buy, snipe new pools and manage positions without leaving Telegram.
That convenience matters, especially in an ecosystem where timing can be important.
But I think the bigger point is the activity itself.
$59,420 across 14 tokens shows that the bot is being used for actual trading activity, rather than its features existing only as promises on a website.
Of course, volume alone doesn't tell the whole story.
It doesn't show whether every trader made a profit, whether execution was successful in every case or whether the same level of activity will continue.
Those are separate things worth evaluating.
Still, usage is an important signal to watch as the product develops.
For me, the interesting question is how Hypesium continues to improve the experience as more traders interact with Elysium through Telegram.
A trading bot needs more than a simple interface.
It needs reliable execution, clear fees, useful risk controls and a process that users can understand before confirming a transaction.
The easier it becomes to access trading tools, the more important those details become.
$59,420 in 24 hours. 825 HYPE. 14 tokens. All through Telegram.
That's the activity @Hypesium is reporting.
You can explore the bot here: t.me/hypesium_bot
@Hypesium Built for Elysium.
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bigalo_o retweeted
Still not over the “Snocahontas” line. North of North has no right to be this funny (and this hot). Season 2 is out now catch up if you haven’t.
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Prosecutor: Mr. Sterling, did you authorize payments to several private security contractors to move confidential documents across international borders?
Sterling: I paid professionals to protect my business interests. Hiring security personnel isn't a crime.
Prosecutor: These weren't ordinary security assignments, were they? Some of those documents contained evidence of illegal financial transactions.
Sterling: My company handles thousands of documents. I cannot personally inspect every package that leaves our offices.
Prosecutor: But you personally approved the payments, correct?
Sterling: I approved business expenses. That doesn't mean I approved criminal activity.
Prosecutor: Then explain why your financial director received instructions to destroy the payment records just days before investigators arrived.
Sterling: I instructed my team to protect confidential company information. I never instructed anyone to destroy evidence.
Prosecutor: Mr. Sterling, protecting a business and obstructing a federal investigation are two very different things.
Sterling: And accusing a man of a crime doesn't automatically make him guilty.
Judge: Both of you, keep your answers focused. This courtroom is not a place for speeches.
Prosecutor: The government intends to show that these payments were part of a deliberate operation to conceal illegal transactions.
Sterling: Then show the evidence. Don't ask this court to replace facts with suspicion.
Judge: That is precisely what this trial will determine. Wealth, influence, and reputation will not decide the outcome. The evidence will.
Me: "Hey, are we still on for Saturday? Dinner at my place, 7pm?"
Friend: "Yesss! Can't wait. I'll bring my new boyfriend!"
Me: "Oh... I thought it was just us two? Like a girls night catch-up?"
Friend: "Yeah but I want you to meet him! He's literally my soulmate. We've been dating for 3 weeks. You will LOVE him."
Me: "Okay... I made reservations for 2 though. It's a small table at that Italian place. And I wanted to talk about... you know, stuff."
Friend: "Just add one more chair? It's not that deep lol. He can just come."
Me: "It's a set menu for 2 that I already paid for. $120. It's non-refundable."
bigalo_o retweeted
【第1部】昇進できるように助けた同僚が、私の仕事を自分の手柄にした。
私は同僚のキャリアアップを手伝い、昇進の推薦までした。重要なプロジェクトを完成させるために、残業までして彼を支えたこともあった。
しかし、私たちのキャリアを大きく左右するチャンスが訪れたとき、彼は会社中の人々の前で、私の仕事を自分の成果として発表した。
私の名前はマイケル。マーケティング会社に勤めて、もうすぐ6年になる。
私は部署でも特に仕事熱心な社員として知られていた。締め切りを守らなかったことはほとんどなく、難しいプロジェクトがあれば、上司はいつも私を頼りにしていた。
同僚のジェームズは、私より2年遅れて入社してきた。
彼は人当たりがよく、自信にあふれ、誰からも好かれるのが得意だった。しかし、仕事をこなすのは苦手で、何かと助けを必要としていた。
最初のうちは、彼を手伝うことに何の抵抗もなかった。
私たちは親しくなり、私は彼を弟のように接するようになった。
報告書の作成に苦労していれば改善を手伝い、プロジェクトの内容が理解できなければ一から説明した。締め切りに間に合わせるため、残業して手伝うことさえあった。
ある日、上司が近いうちにシニア・マーケティングマネージャーへの昇進人事を行うと発表した。
ジェームズは、私にそのポストを目指していると打ち明けた。しかし、自分に資格があるのか自信がないと言っていた。
私は彼を励ました。
「ジェームズ、君ならできるよ。自分の実力を会社に見せればいいんだ」
上司から候補者の推薦を求められたとき、私はジェームズを高く評価していると伝えた。彼がどれほど成長したか、そしてなぜチャンスを与える価値があるのかを説明した。
数週間後、ジェームズは昇進した。
彼は大喜びで私を抱きしめた。
「マイケル、君がいなかったら、こんな結果にはならなかった。本当にありがとう。この恩は絶対に忘れないよ」
私は笑顔で彼を祝福した。
彼の成功を、二人で喜べることだと本気で思っていた。
ところが、その後、会社で大きなプロジェクトが発表された。
そのプロジェクトを成功させ、経営陣の前で優れた提案を発表した社員には、次期部門長になる大きなチャンスが与えられるという。
私は約2か月かけてマーケティング戦略を練り上げた。競合他社を調査し、顧客の行動を分析し、収益予測を作成し、詳細なプレゼン資料まで準備した。
完璧なものにするため、何日も遅くまで残って仕事をした。
ジェームズは時々、プロジェクトについて質問してきた。私は彼を信頼していたので、自分のアイデアの一部も説明していた。
そして、ついに発表の日がやってきた。
ところが、上司が発表者としてジェームズの名前を告げたとき、私は驚いた。
彼が昇進したばかりだからだろうと思った。
私は会議室に座り、自分が意見を述べる番を待っていた。
しかし、ジェームズが話し始めた瞬間、心臓が激しく鳴り始めた。
彼が発表していたのは、私が作り上げたマーケティング戦略だった。
私の調査結果、収益予測、そして報告書に書いた提案まで、すべてそのまま使われていた。
彼は、まるで自分が一から考え出したかのように、自信満々に説明を続けた。
そして、私の耳を疑うような言葉を口にした。
「この戦略は、私自身の調査と何か月にもわたる努力の成果です」
会議室から拍手が起こった。
上司も彼を称賛した。
私はジェームズを見つめた。少しでも自分の貢献について触れてくれることを期待していた。
しかし、彼は一言も私の名前を出さなかった。
会議が終わった後、私は彼を呼び止めた。
「どうして私の仕事を自分の成果として発表したんだ?」
彼は平然と答えた。
「マイケル、僕たちは同じチームだろ。それに、今は僕がシニア・マーケティングマネージャーなんだ。発表の責任は僕にある」
私は何を言われたのか理解できなかった。
私が返事をする前に、彼はさらにひどいことを言った。
「どう対応するか気をつけたほうがいいよ。僕を昇進させるように推薦したのは君だろ? 今さら、助けたことを後悔しているように見せないほうがいい」
私は何も答えず、その場を離れた。
しかし、その日の夕方、上司から翌朝の面談を求めるメールが届いた。
件名にはこう書かれていた。
「マーケティング戦略の作成者に関する疑義について」
その瞬間、私は気づいた。
ジェームズは私の発表を盗んだだけではないのかもしれない。
すでに私を不正直な社員に仕立て上げる準備までしている可能性があった。
そして私は、自分の身を守るために真実を証明しなければならなかった。
bigalo_o retweeted
MY PARENTS SOLD MY CHILDHOOD HOME WITHOUT TELLING ME, AND THEN WE FOUND OUT MY BROTHER HAD KEPT PART OF THE MONEY
My name is Nicole Adams. I'm 34, married, and the mother of a little boy, and I live in Sacramento. I never thought a house could cause this much trouble in a family, not until my parents sold the home I grew up in
My parents are Michael and Teresa Adams, and I have a younger brother, Ryan. We weren't rich, but that house was always full of life. Mom went all out decorating for Christmas, Dad spent every Saturday in the garden, and Ryan and I fought over the TV remote. Those memories mean a lot to me.
I moved out at 22 when I got a job in Sacramento. Ryan stayed with our parents a few more years before heading to Los Angeles. I kept visiting as often as I could, and when Dad's health started getting in the way of his work, I helped out with money too.
Last year Mom called and said they were thinking of downsizing. The old house had gotten too expensive to keep up, and they wanted something smaller. That made sense to me. I even suggested they sell it and use the money for a comfortable apartment.
What I didn't know was that they'd already made plans with Ryan.
One Sunday I stopped by and noticed boxes stacked in the living room. When I asked what was going on, Mom mentioned, like it was nothing, that the house had been sold.
"Sold? When did that happen?"
The paperwork had gone through the week before. I asked why nobody told me.
Dad looked up from his newspaper. "Ryan's been helping us with everything. We didn't think we needed to call everybody."
I couldn't believe it. Ryan had barely visited in months, and somehow he was the one handling the biggest decision they'd made in years. I asked if they'd talked to a lawyer. Mom got uncomfortable. She said Ryan had found them a buyer and helped with the paperwork, and that he'd promised to help them find a new place too.
I asked if they'd been paid in full. Dad said most of the money had already come through. That made me nervous. I told them I wanted to see the documents, and Mom accused me of being suspicious just because I hadn't been part of the decision.
I left without arguing.
The next day I called Ryan. At first he acted like I was overreacting. Then I asked why he hadn't said anything.
"You moved away years ago, Nicole," he said. "You don't get to control what Mom and Dad do with their house."
I told him I wasn't trying to control anything. I just wanted to make sure they were being treated fairly. He laughed and hung up.
Two days later my aunt called. She said Ryan had been telling relatives he was the only one who cared enough to help our parents. That one hurt. I'd spent years helping with their bills, driving them to appointments, and making sure they never felt forgotten. I didn't do any of it to be rewarded, but I didn't deserve to be treated like I'd abandoned them.
Eventually I got my parents to agree to let an independent attorney go over the sale documents with me. What we found didn't add up. The price in the sale agreement was higher than what my parents said they'd received. There were also payments listed as administrative and consulting fees that nobody could explain.
Dad was furious. He called Ryan and demanded answers. Ryan first said the money went to expenses connected to the sale, but when the attorney asked for records, he couldn't give a clear breakdown.
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The young turn into a mysterious door which indeed got everyone so scary…💀
I bought two concert tickets for me and my best friend.
Yesterday, she told me she’s giving HER ticket to her boyfriend. 😂
Here’s the thing.
Three months ago, we decided to go see one of our favorite artists together.
I bought both tickets because I managed to get them during presale.
She paid me back for hers.
Everything was set.
Then yesterday she texted:
“Hey! Jake really wants to go, so I’m going to let him use my ticket instead. Hope that’s okay!”
I stared at my phone.
I replied:
MALIA & SASHA OBAMA BACK TOGETHER! ❤️🍂
The sisters made a rare joint public appearance after months out of the spotlight together, stepping out in coordinated fall outfits and serving effortless style.
But why do we see so little of them together publicly these days? Is it simply adulthood and busy schedules, or is there more to the story?

























