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what’s one grocery item you’ve completely stopped buying because the price got so ridiculous you just looked at it and said “OH FUCK THAT BULLSHIT” 😭

COOKED means you’re finished, cooking means you’re onto something great, and ate means you absolutely killed it. what kind of language are we speaking at this point bro 😭

job postings really be like, “do you want a dynamic workplace with constant challenges that push you to your limit?” NO. i want a predictable salary, manageable responsibilities and to be left alone after 5pm. what are you talking about?

concert tickets really go from “$49.99” to “$127.84” after they finish inventing fees 😭

nobody consistently forgets to text someone they’re genuinely interested in. don’t let anyone gaslight you into thinking otherwise.

Somebody said don't be afraid to spend money on concert tickets and travel. Be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was work. and Honestly, they’re right.

A concert ticket should come with a t shirt or cap, you heard me

Paid over £250 for a train ticket if the ticket inspector doesn't show up I'm going looking for him….

every democrat needs a staffer with a rolled-up newspaper to whack them whenever they say “return to normal,” “reach across the aisle,” or “bipartisanship.” a spray bottle for repeat offenders.

you know those friends who lost their parents at a young age and had to move from one relative’s home to another? have you ever really sat down and listened to the way they talk about life?

what if, instead of trying to figure out how to fix your entire life, you just focused on adding more good things to it? one at a time. little by little, just keep adding to your pile of good things.

Unrelated, but eating your food in a bowl just slaps harder.

ever be sitting in a lecture and someone asks a question, & you’re just wondering how they even managed to come up with a question when you’re still trying to figure out what the lecturer is talking about.

animals are so funny because why is your mum literally only one year older than you? 😭

i’m old enough to remember when buying a ticket just meant buying a ticket. now you have to download an app, create an account, verify your email, agree to 17 things and sacrifice a goat just to get through checkout.

imagine getting a terry stop on your way to get food because apparently looking suspicious is enough to ruin your afternoon 😭

i can’t believe we’re 7 weeks away from 2027 & saving something as a PDF still involves lying to your computer and telling it you’re about to print it.

i rush home so fast after work, like someone is waiting to mark me late for getting home or something.

one cheat code to adulting is always having something to look forward to, no matter how big or small. it makes the everyday stuff a little easier.

i’m suspicious of homes with no pets. like, where is your creature? who’s roaming the premises? who’s handling security? who am i supposed to greet when i walk in?

“Oh fuckk, y’all brought luggage??” –every airline ever