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8-year-old does months of manual labour so his friends, who are children, can afford to eat without going into debt
With his handmade key chains that go for $5 each, this 8-year-old boy raised $4,015 to erase the lunch debt of students from his school and six others. cnn.it/31oFi29
showed it to her again today. transfixed. hoping she'll be the third generation of my family to have a crush on davy jones
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going to start a new wrestling parent discourse that letting kids and babies watch modern wrestling is too high stim
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was going through files on my laptop and found some highlights of my favourite episode of the wrestling observer
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did any other oldheads use to do the 24 hour ocarina of time challenge? like where you finish the whole game in under 24 hours?
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sooooo glad david walliams has been cancelled before my baby is old enough to receive his stupid awful books for christmas
funny thing is, I know some very rich people, and even a couple of literal lords, and they all shop at aldi because aldi is great and rich people tend to spend smartly
I hate that I’m such a snob cos it makes me anti social. People will bring a Aldi or Tesco birthday cake to the office and wonder why I don’t wanna eat it. You couldn’t just stretch to Sainsburys!?
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most hated thing about the OOT remake is that you can't jump through the lava waterfall in dodongo's cavern after fighting the lizalfos >:-(
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I have received many comments about my pfp and have decided you're all much too traumatized by the apparent presence of dave meltzer. I will be keeping mom meltzer as my pfp as exposure therapy for you all
my beautiful infant daughter has discovered she can make a sound exactly like the gasping death rattle of a poisoned lich, and uses it extensively when displeased, such as when I don't let her scratch my eyes
Oh No I need a trauma 3:16 shirt
ALT A man looks at his phone and see an ad for something called A24EW and asks his friend "Wanna ee that new elevated wrestling promotion?" His friend looks excited. At the event, a wrestler in a unitard labelled "TRAUMA" powerbombs another wrestler. The man from the first panel says "Ooohhh, it's about trauma." His friend says "deep..." A woman behind them holds up a sign labelled "TRAUMA 3:16"
I hate people trying to retcon who liked russell brand/david walliams et al. I don't know a single person who ever liked either of them
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disclaimer I promise I'm not weird about breastfeeding BUT when you have a pissed off baby who can't be soothed by literally anything, a bit of boob is like a fire attack to a grass type
we're so lucky that out of all the wrestlers in the world to have a clone son, it's sting and not like, triple h
