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Waterloo, IL
Joined November 2012
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2 plays in. Can’t make it up #PlayLikeAPodcaster
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The tank is off 🙄
Trade: The #Ravens are finalizing a trade for former #AZCardinals QB Jacoby Brissett, per me and @AdamSchefter, filling the void left by the injuries to Lamar Jackson and Tyler “Snoop” Huntley. The deal is expected to be completed this weekend.
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The wildest part is he puts all this nonsense out there but the coaches do nothing. Time for Minter to show he’s in change and bench him this week. Lost season anyways. Time to start getting this mentality out of the building
Marlon Humphrey on his podcast: “I don’t be doing nothing wrong, but I come off as if I’m doing something wrong”
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The tank is on. #RavensFlock
A new QB in Baltimore: The Ravens are signing Kedon Slovis to their 53-man roster off the Packers’ practice squad, sources tell @ringer @netflixsports. The options for Thursday night against Jacksonville now include Joe Fagnano, Austin Reed and Slovis, who played in two games last season with Arizona.
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Well first off, why would a division rival help us? So take Flacco out. And if those are the options, just tank & retool for 2027. Not worth it #RavensFlock
Joe Flacco, Cooper Rush, Josh Johnson, and/or Will Levis when the Ravens call their teams/agents about bringing them to Baltimore.
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Buddy he’s not even the worst first round safety in franchise history
Malaki Starks is the worst first round pick Safety in NFL history
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Buddy he’s not even the worst first round safety in franchise history
Malaki Starks is the worst first round pick Safety in NFL history
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Ohh goodie podcast boy is aware he sucks
Marlon Humphrey admitted he gave up an explosive play in the third quarter against Buffalo and believes it helped trigger the defensive collapse. Humphrey said the defense wasn’t good enough.
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Just punt to 2027. Get these washed vets off the team and let them have their podcasts Hope Lamar still wants to be here, cause can’t blame him for not wanting to play behind a trash OL year after year after year
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Better get a ring
Brewers did it for this man
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If there was ever an appropriate field rush scenario, this is it
FOURTH-TIER FLEETWOOD TOWN ELIMINATE 2025-2026 PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS ARSENAL FROM THE CARABAO CUP 😱😱😱 BIGGEST UPSET IN ENGLISH FOOTBALL HISTORY 😤
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The ice melts, so it takes less space.
Interviewer: A 10GB file is compressed to 3GB. No data is removed. No Quality lost then What is actually being removed?
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You’d think it would be the captains, or is that just a popularity contest award #RavensFlock
Jesse Minter on the Ravens’ leadership “There’s moments in the game where it’s like, who’s the guy that’s gonna grab everybody together, get them together on the sideline…We’re working through who that is, who is that person or who are those players”
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But be sure to catch the podcast episode this week. #RavensFlock
As the Bengals piled up five straight touchdowns, Marlon Humphrey couldn’t be bothered to get off his knees and attempt to finish the play after a missed tackle. Humphrey and Kyle Hamilton led the Ravens with three missed tackles each. Hamilton, last year’s Media Good Guy Award recipient, had already left when the locker room opened. The usually outspoken Humphrey headed for the exit as reporters entered. All three Baltimore losses this season have featured blown double-digit leads. Column: Be at your best when your best is needed, huh? The Ravens made a mockery of Jesse Minter’s standard on an otherwise gorgeous late October Sunday afternoon in downtown Baltimore. baltimoresun.com/2026/10/25/…
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Add a Big12/Acc 2/3 game the first weekend to play the 1 seed and I really like it.
Reposting my idea of how college football playoffs should work.
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Guys I’m exhausted
Falls ihr im Büro einem völlig übernächtigten Sysadmin begegnet: Sagt kurz Danke im Vorbeigehen. Nicht stehen bleiben. Nichts fragen. Einfach Danke.
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Some call it the nastiest curveball of all time.
Adam Wainwright drops a curveball right down the middle to strike out Beltran looking and save the game. The St. Louis Cardinals have won the NLCS and are heading to the World Series!
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Yeah so this ought to be a lawsuit.
Jalen Hurts was told by doctors not to sleep after his initial diagnosis of a superficial blood clot while in London. Hurts stayed awake for roughly 36 hours before starting against the Jaguars. (per @TomPelissero)
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Tom Pelissero, the source cited, later clarified after speaking to Jalen Hurts' agent that Hurts was able to sleep after hospital evaluation and felt rested to play. x.com/TomPelissero/s… cbssports.com/nfl/news/jalen… sportingnews.com/us/nfl/philade…
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Game was only close cause he caused 14 point swing in favor of the Falcons
Ravens tight end Mark Andrews says his play against the Falcons was "not the type of product I want to put out there," but he was proud of how the team overcame adversity in a comeback win. Read more: bit.ly/4iglpDq 🎥: Josh Tolentino, @baltimoresun
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