Why is Musk struggling to admit that the Cybertruck has been a complete and total disaster and a stain on Tesla’s product portfolio. Just admit it man. Shut it down. 🤷🏽♂️
The Cybertruck order rate far exceeds our production rate. We will try to make as many as possible before shutting down the line in about 8 months, but will have to return deposits for a lot of people.
This is not a case of Cybertruck being unprofitable, as has been misreported by legacy media, but rather that the opportunity cost of the complexity of Cybertruck is vastly outweighed by the value of incremental Cybercab production.
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BREAKING: New reports emerge that Jensen Huang's wife, Lori, pawned her wedding ring to keep Nvidia afloat in 1995
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No credible reports support that Jensen Huang's wife pawned her wedding ring in 1995. Nvidia's early near-collapse was addressed via a $5M Sega investment, layoffs and other steps per accounts of the period.
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Se podrá criticar a la IA por muchas cosas, pero por el nivel de memes sobre el tema Jensen Huang desde luego que no.
Vamos con selección con los mejores del día, dentro hilo:
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Eastern European autism provides full immunity against Chinese honeypot operations.
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On 14 August 2024, Dr. Davis Musinguzi @Davisthedoc was handed a letter titled “TERMINATION OF CONTRACT.”
With the stroke of a pen, twelve years of sweat equity—from answering late-night telemedicine hotlines to building Uganda’s premier diagnostic laboratory and clinic network—were formally extinguished.
The public was told it was a triumphant pan-African merger between Kenya’s @MyDawaApp and Uganda’s Rocket Health.
Forensic due diligence, leaked balance sheets, and unsealed records reveal the truth: an asset extraction designed to rescue an insolvent corporate shell and bail out foreign private equity. 🧵1/
We spoke to Founder Davis Msinguzi to bring you the full investigation: open.substack.com/pub/boardl…
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Zoomers will never be able to comprehend that our B movies used to be Christian Bale and Matthew McConaughey hunting Dragons in post-apocalyptic Britain.
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BREAKING: Nvidia, $NVDA, CEO Jensen Huang sends a company-wide email regarding his recently reported relationship with a Chinese spy.
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You can't make this up:
At 6:00 PM ET, US stock market futures opened for the first time since Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang admitted to a "relationship" with a Chinese spy.
By 6:01 PM ET, S&P 500 futures had erased an implied -$300 billion in market cap.
Then, by 6:07 PM ET, all losses were erased and S&P 500 futures turned green, adding back an implied +$350 billion in market cap as traders bought the dip.
That's a $650 billion swing in implied market cap due to a CEO's relationship.
We all just witnessed the strangest record in stock market history.
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crazy part is kanye paid him for an hour, and after fixing the drums in 5 minutes, he spent the remaining 55 minutes bragging about how nobody else could’ve done it
