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Cryptography, personal trivia, and the future of all humanity. I block for rudeness or sarcasm.

Scotts Valley, CA
Joined November 2008
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"To be able to destroy with good conscience, to be able to behave badly and call your bad behavior ‘righteous indignation’ — this is the height of psychological luxury, the most delicious of moral treats." - Aldous Huxley, 1933
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The phrase "living rent free in your head" correlates strongly with being a terrible person. Alice: It looks like this very popular tweet by Bob was a massive lie. Bob: Hah Alice, I do enjoy living rent free in your head!
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Unfortunately, the people who sound crazy about AI have a far better track record than the people who sound reasonable. New post -->
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I think that the plot armor assumption is key. Many humans have a deep intuition that they as individuals, and our species as a whole, have a destiny and can overcome anything. But this is simply not true. We could all be wiped out in a moment, and that would be that.
I am pretty confused about how people can look at the pace at which machines are becoming more intelligent and not draw some basic inferences from the simple facts that: 1) Humans don't have plot armor. 2) Human intelligence has transformed the world so much. 3) Intelligence isn't magic. to conclude that truly insane things could happen relatively soon. I don't think this relates at all to how quickly companies adopt or find uses for AI as it currently exists.
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People say "but what would it even mean for a being to be much smarter than me? It's an incoherent idea". But it's actually pretty straightforward. lesswrong.com/posts/semvkn56…
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Now seems like a good time to remind people that a bit over ten years ago, China compromised a network of CIA sources, hunted them down, and executed them. axios.com/2017/12/15/china-k…
does america have any honeypots in china? like are we playing offense at all?
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"I also choose this guy's dead wife" is ten years old today!
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It's a little bit infuriating that ia.cr blocks Claude from reading any of its papers. I say "can you get me up to speed on X" and I have to give it a load of papers by hand. Does anyone know why?
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🪇🎉 Announcement 🎉🪇 An Epistemics Fund, sponsored by @oughtinc Ought plans to make between $500k and $5M in grants to top recommendations in community notes, reliability tracking and more. Apply! Or Ask Me Anything on the fund/my grant evaluations epistemic.fund
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RBC intro speaker: AI, like all tools and technologies, comes with its upsides and downsides. Introducing Paul Christiano to talk about some of the downsides and risks. Paul Christiano: "I think the most likely cause of death for anyone in the room is AI" (real quote)
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Jensen runs Nvidia which freely decides who gets the world’s best chips. His mistress’s firm ended up with ~$5b worth. Alas, US investigators suspected that firm of smuggling chips to China. So Nvidia’s top lawyer intervened. He called the official in charge about her detention in Singapore and emailed investigators. Agents were told to clear anything involving Nvidia with that official. Then the probe was frozen and handed to DOJ. No action was taken. So the chips kept flowing, ~$800m in Nov 25 alone. But oops, turns out that mistress was a spy and the company probably a Chinese front after all. (Just last month Nvidia had the nerve to say the smuggling allegations were "thoroughly investigated and debunked"!) Also, Trump was reportedly told over a year ago that Jensen was involved with a presumed Chinese spy. But: 1. Nobody warned Jensen. 2. Two months later Trump approved the H200 sales to China that Jensen had lobbied for. 3. Trump personally invited him onto Air Force One to Beijing, and he got a seat at Xi’s table at the White House state dinner. WITAF is this.
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More crazy sh*t I learned going down the diet rabbit hole: A burger patty (which you probably think of as “protein”) is primarily fat calories!
Without looking it up: Does the human body always store >90% of the unburned calories in consumed food as fat, or can it regulate a significant fraction of unused calories to just pass through your gut without making you fatter?
40%Always stores if unused
60%Unused can pass through
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I have a draft paper on Cardchoose ready for arXiv cs.DS. I need an endorser - someone with a cs paper on arXiv submitted between three months and five years ago. Can you help? ciphergoth.github.io/sansrep…
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If Dario had just said that he vibes more with Stop TB because saving adults feels better knowing he’s helping people who are already in rich, complex lives, no one would’ve objected. It was the putting numbers to arbitrary moral weights that rankled people. But what EA points out, which to people with a mathematical way of viewing the world may seem like it doesn’t need saying, is that if you donate to a charity in the US that saves 1 life for every $1 million, that means you vibe with saving an American life 250x as much as saving a life from Malaria in sub-Saharan Africa. Or if you donate to the opera, that means that improving opera quality by 5% gives you about the same good vibes as saving 180 lives from malaria. Which must be true for some people—at least in economics, we have the idea of revealed preference that says this must be true for opera donors. But most people’s vibes or moral weights look absolutely galling when phrased that way, far far more galling than Dario’s comparison between the neediest adults and the neediest children sounds. Hence, I think resisting mathematizing things in this way allows people to dodge the guilt from seeing their moral weights reflected back to them. xitter.twitterapi.xyz/TaylorLorenz/status/21…
Replying to @KelseyTuoc
I think they should give money to whichever issue they personally care more about and whichever organization they vibe with/trust more. I think assigning value to human lives by trying to measure their capacity for "deeper and meaningful experiences" is arbitrary and gross.
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あーコンプって感じするわ vt.tiktok.com/ZSphGBeSv/
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In 2014, a woman accused Russell Brand of assault. A court then banned her from ever talking about it, even to the police. She had no lawyer; there was no proper trial. It's hard to believe so here, for the first time, is a copy of the injunction: taxpolicy.org.uk/2026/11/07/…
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Andre: it's worrying how many people's approach to ethics boils down to "Yikes. Not a good look. Read the room, buddy." Twitter: Yikes. Not a good look. Read the room, buddy.
The way normal people think about ethics is honestly pretty bleak, to me. It seems to almost purely vibes and social posturing. "Oh you're trying to think rigorously about how to do the most good? That's a big yikes from me, dawg. Read the room, buddy."
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Fortunately, the benefits (not being criticized, not having to think about uncomfy things) are all personal, and the costs (doing less good in the world) are all felt by other people. So thankfully there's no moral issue there!
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This should be a glacially cold take, but peoples’ brains just short circuit when you express this to them. The people most familiar with the actual risks of AI are the people deepest in the weeds on this stuff; and you don’t just get there casually. Many of these people have been *dreaming* of the upsides of superintelligence. Many have actively worked toward it, themselves, built their careers and fortunes on machine learning. For many, this is a labor of genuine love, the pursuit of a spiritual ideal. Art, not toil. These people have been monitoring this situation for decades, because when you *get* what “machines smarter than you” means, it’s a “we need to do something” problem — in much the same way “humanity” was a “we need to do something” problem for the rest of the species on the planet. Unfortunately for them, every other species that has ever existed was simply too stupid to coordinate to solve the humanity problem; so, the world is ours, for better or for worse. We are, from the perspective of every other species, superintelligent; and nothing else was able to control this; so we won and they lost. Many have been casually and indifferently driven to extinction, not of malice, but simply because *their goals are not our goals*: this is what “misalignment” means. Our goals and their goals are different so, when these goals come into conflict, there is a winner and a loser — and the smarter team wins. The smarter team has won against adversaries bigger, stronger, and more numerous, despite our fragility. We hunted herds of mammoths to survive; herds of buffalo for sport. We’ve eliminated any predators that could threaten us from large swaths of the globe. A chimp could rip your face off; but, we are smarter than them, so they are lab animals and zoo animals, and the ones that still remain in nature are under constant threat because we want resources that they depend on and they can’t stop us from taking them. And we aren’t *that much* smarter than chimpanzees. An adult chimp is, in many respects, smarter than a human toddler; contrast with, say, a toad. Even this relatively small gap is an insurmountable advantage. To a chimp, “a spear” is “an incomprehensible exploit in physics”. Let alone a gun. We have *satellites* that beam *lasers* at each other. AI math is already incomprehensible; how far behind is physics? Biology? What will their spears look like to us? Their guns? Their aircraft carriers and cruise missiles? Will we, too, simply be too stupid to prevent an uncontrolled and unaligned superintelligence from coming into the world? Worse: will we do it on purpose? Chimps didn’t have a “just stop building that” option. It would be so embarrassing to squander it. I love artificial intelligence. I think it’s the most beautiful technology we’ve ever built. Even as a child, I sought to create code that could exist in an ecosystem — toy ecosystems, then. Now, we have code that can maintain homeostasis in messy reality. I have the same dreams. I get it. Art, not toil. But it is abundantly clear that this is *not safe*. Right now, no one knows how to robustly ensure that an artificial intelligence has *any particular goals whatsoever*. No one is even claiming to know how to do this. And, until this is so, every time we make a smarter model, we’re rolling the dice. Because *if* it has goals that are not ours, and *when* — not “if”: we are actively pushing in this direction and pouring unprecedented capital into it — *when* it becomes smart enough to invent its version of the spear or gun with the materials at hand, we already know how this plays out. Many of us will think, “wait, you can’t do that with just a computer” in much the same way a chimp thinks, “wait, you can’t do that with just a stick”. Physics doesn’t care if we understand it. So: yes, regulate this. Stop making the models smarter until we figure out how to do that safely. We are playing with fire.
I use AI every single day. I love it, AND I want it regulated! A ban isn't the answer. You can't un-invent this, and banning it here just hands the frontier to whoever cares least. But oversight? Absolutely (and urgently) METR's independent review found AI is now speeding up its own progress, about 2x overall. Ryan Greenblatt at METR estimates AI is accelerating AI software research by roughly 4.5x, and called it “a big update towards ASI within 1–2 years”. Progress is starting to feed itself If progress can come from software alone, hardware limits stop being the brake people assumed. And AI is now writing a lot of that software itself… the time for oversight is now, while we can still shape it The companies building this are the ones asking for rules. Loving a technology and wanting guardrails on it aren't opposites. It's how you take something *this* powerful seriously The replies to this post are wild. Why is this such a controversial take?
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Imagine people were regularly being injured by drunk drivers, but politicians were refusing to make drunk-driving illegal because people in a surrounding industry would be out of work. This is precisely what's happening in places where Waymo is being blocked. Sober drivers are 75% less likely to crash than drunk drivers [1], while Waymos are 68% less likely to crash than human-driven vehicles [2]. ------ [1] NHTSA, “Drug and Alcohol Crash Risk” (2015). nhtsa.gov/sites/nhtsa.gov/fi… [2] IIHS, “Rise of the Machines” (July 2026). iihs.org/news/detail/waymos-…
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