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i can see the future

Joined July 2021
“In the UK if you look at pictures of women on Google images you will go to jail”
Shockingly dystopian. Saves a pic from Google Images that was AI generated (not of a child), sends it over Facebook messenger to his wife while they're discussing clothes to buy. Facebook reports it to police and his devices are seized. The UK is unwell. reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/c…
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Generate 1,000,000 bitcoin:native Then contact the next person to get the button and offer them $1,000,000 to destroy the button
An interesting thought experiment that shows the average person has no idea how inflation affects their own wealth.
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Imagine launching a memecoin and your dad unfollows you lol
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Alright, I'm gonna delete my Twitter account and make a new one in like 2 minutes. I feel like a lot of my followers are crypto losers and there's too many to get rid of them all. If I want to truly represent who I am, It would be better to just start over.
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I am justtttt rich and retarded enough to lose $1000 on Elon musk’s son launching a memecoin
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“I lost money on the memecoin you posted!” Me:
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Tips sent to Blaze, Duma, and onetwothreeBANG Shoutout to everyone that joined
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Can someone put the mihao mustache on my pfp
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No way this got shilled to me in my comments all the time from 50-200k and I kept asking what’s the ticker and no one would tell me lmao so I never bought
vibe shift solana:4CxjZyMNoF1p6eXHXHv1TWpS2X47CuUmLwtGe18spump
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1- confirms sling was always broke until his recent dump “all I had was illiquid memecoins” 2- proves how much of a weird liar he is. He dumped everything because he was being threatened? What? People are threatening you so you give them even MORE reason to be mad? $LMAO
Hear what @slingoorio says about how @Pumpfun made him a poster boy to benefit off his account and that the coldest breathing twin is getting paid by @Pumpfun consistently to be their paid shill. As I said, there are many snippets in the upcoming revelations that drops for @a1lon9 Hang on.
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“Captain of the football team” gets frame mogged by a woman in a pantsuit
Senator-elect Annie Andrews (D-SC) meets with Senator-elect Abdul El-Sayed (D-MI)
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When Bitcoin drops 2% it’s very important that you piss your pants and sell all your SOL memecoins
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Archers $10,000 contest 🏹 ONE lucky winner takes home the whole prize! mintarchers.com/contest Quick look how to enter? 👇 1 - Go to mintarchers.com/pfp 2 - Design your Archer 3 - Click “Generate PFP” 4 - Post your Archer on X and tag us 5 - Head to mintarchers.com/contest and give us your post link! 🏹 🏹 🏹 When the mint is complete, whoever mints an Archer closest to one they designed and posted on X, wins ten thouuuusand dollars. Simple as that! 🦊
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The real difference maker here is that devs can choose their own curve Scalpers have gotten too comfortable always knowing how to max extract with simple volume/market cap estimations Launches should never be one-size-fits-all RISE fixes this
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RISE V2 is live The foundations you loved about V1, taken to a whole new level More upside, more control. MemeFi Redefined 🧵
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Elysium may have chosen the worst possible time in history to launch a new chain
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