Cowmaxxer

Steak tartar and salmon ~500 calories

It takes around 10 minutes longer for me to get home from work because I have to factor in the time I’m on my phone in my car after pulling into the garage

Girls can also pee standing up; it’s just whether or not they’re brave enough to do so

Who the FUCK is on my watch bro 😭😭

Business idea: Nazi barber shop called Hair Hitler

I love all of my mutuals 💞🩷

That girl with 20 different piercings in her face will save you btw 💞

Start doing this

She’s tried her hardest to scare me for Halloween but it’s not really working…

Click on this, scroll up, and then keep scrolling.

Defendersmaxxing

Bootsmaxxing

She’s making a call

I can’t believe I almost forgot…

Today’s lunch

Saw a pretty alt girl at Walmart but didn’t cold approach because I was high inhib at that moment in time. FML

I had 8 candidates confirm interviews with me today and only one showed up and he was like 52. Do people just not want jobs?

Post-gym meal. Top sirloin steak, fresh from the butcher, and raw milk.

They literally don’t even try anymore

Pre-gym slave meal (~650 calories)