“You are the sum of your choices. Nothing more.” ~ The Norns
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“I love you and good luck” is what would send me over the edge…
She said that like I’m on the run in The Purge or some shit…
Naahhhhhhh broooo😭😭😭😭😭
My homeboy just sent me a screenshot from a chick he cracked Halloween night while we were out on the town.
Context: He met this girl at the bar and she was all over him not in an incoherent way but in a super choosy matter of fact way.
Long story short he took her back to the air BnB we were renting cracked and brought her back downtown.
This is the message she sent him today after retroactively withdrawing consent and now he’s asking me to be a witness in his defense so he don’t end up like Russell Brand 😩👑
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I swear to God something was telling me all week that this Rockets game was giving me bad vibes and look at it… Steph couldn’t even get to play a full damn quarter against that overly physical Rockets defense and now he’s out for the game….
FUUUCCKKKKKK
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DO NOT TELL ME WARRIORS ARE TRADING FOR SABONIS DAWG😭😭😭
Free agent center Mason Plumlee is signing a deal with the Sacramento Kings, Mark Bartelstein and Andy Shiffman of @PrioritySports tell ESPN. Plumlee enters his 14th NBA season.
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You mean to tell me they couldn’t even put some of the money they’re saving into making a case that DOESN’T have the disk space still there?💀💀💀
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I will deadass open uber... look up the cost and seh nah then put my phone down for a few mins to get that notification that fairs have dropped
9:10 PM: Check Uber. Ride is $22.
9:12 PM: Text friends back. Re-open app. Ride is $38.
9:14 PM: Refresh map twice. Ride jumps to $54.
Uber Screen: "Fares are higher due to increased demand."
Rider: Opens iPhone Settings and turns off Precise Location for Uber. Drops the pickup pin two blocks off the main street and walks to that corner. Force closes Uber and opens Lyft for 2 minutes.
9:17 PM...
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I remember being on my school's Under 14 basketball team & at the end of some trainings our coach would let us run practice games against the girls team which at that point consisted of mostly 15-17 yr old girls & it was always just a hilarious BTA blowout by us😭😭😭
I swear you can tell who played a sport vs someone who has never stepped foot on a mat, track, field, etc with another person who’s the opposite gender for the purpose of training for a sport.
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Well if she wasn't drafted for that then Dallas might fully just be retarded😭😭😭
Paige Bueckers and Azzi Fudd announce they have broken up
“She was not drafted because she was my girlfriend.”
(via @fuddaroundpod)
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He was on the bench getting paid to do nothing... rn at bare minimum it's the same situation financially but without a little cry baby pouting on the bench all night and then talking bad about the coaching staff in the media... sounds like a win to me.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
En brasil, un pueblo se quejaba de que el hospital tardaba en atender
El alcalde fue a ver que pasaba
Y se encontro al medico de guardia culeando con las enfermeras mientras tenia una fila de pacientes en espera
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
El alcalde de Barreiros (PE, Brasil) encontró a dos médicos en una sala mientras pacientes esperaban y los acusó de dormir y namorar. El video no muestra relaciones sexuales con enfermeras.
g1.globo.com/pe/pernambuco/…
jc.uol.com.br/pernambuco/202…
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