comedic entity // formerly for Colbert, the Onion // watch BAG OF TRICKS, link below
New York, NY
Joined July 2011
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My debut stand-up special BAG OF TRICKS is now available to watch, link in bio.
An hour of laughter, tears, and invaluable moral guidance. Give it a watch, give it a like, leave a nice comment, share it with some/all of your friends. A labor of love! I hope you enjoy it.
what this Jensen Huang saga should illustrate is that the second you screw up, we’re gonna make fun of your dumb jacket
Subway’s mistake was not leaning into the Fogle thing - “where pedophiles eat,” etc. - total missed opportunity
starting to get suspicious of all these beautiful Chinese women asking me about the inner workings of the Brooklyn alt-comedy scene
first day in prison, go up to the biggest guy in the yard and ask him if he's seen Rock of Ages
Russell Brand was sentenced to more than 10 years in prison for rape and sexual assault huffpost.com/entry/russell-b…
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hate that bullshit where people are like "the funniest person in the world isn't a comedian, it's some guy working on a construction site" ... zero respect, it's like saying the world's greatest thoracic surgeon is your friend Kyle
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