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Notorious dark-humoured Brummie. Historian of ancient religion. Pianist and funeral organist. Gg-child of a Peaky Blinder 🇬🇧🥃

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Joined February 2009
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How does one get to be an ‘agent of imperial terror’? Is there an application form and/or training course? Asking for a friend.
A Green party activist described war veterans as 'agents of imperial terror' less than an hour after the Last Post was played on Remembrance Sunday, The Spectator can disclose. Leaked screenshots from the Greens Against Imperialism WhatsApp group reveal members discussing their views of British soldiers and veterans. The special interest group includes current councillors, former party candidates and serving officers, including one with responsibility for diversity, equity and inclusion. ✍️ Noa Hoffman Article | spectator.com/article/green-… | @hoffman_noa
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Why is Grok so shit and slow these last few days? I was using it to track my cat’s meds and it was costing me a fortune in credits but now it’s laggy and glitchy too. Can anyone suggest an alternative way to track this data?
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Christmas is cancelled. Some feral creature has killed Santa.
🔴🇫🇷 𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗥𝗧𝗘 — Des OSSEMENTS attribués à saint Nicolas, évêque de Myre, conservés depuis 1098 à Saint-Nicolas-de-Port, en Meurthe-et-Moselle, ont été VOLÉS dans leur reliquaire, au sein de la basilique, puis DÉTRUITS. Le suspect, interpellé à son domicile, a reconnu avoir BRISÉ la vitrine protégeant le reliquaire, avant d’en voler le contenu, de BRÛLER les ossements puis de les ÉCRASER par « désir de destruction ». (Source : L'Est Républicain)
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Amen
If you’re letting off fireworks at the moment, I hope you die. Cunts.
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Am I doing this doomsday stockpiling right?
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Eww I don’t fancy cooking in her kitchen
Alanis Morissette comes out as pansexual trib.al/FHl8hvh
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Could someone please tell these kebab shop owners to collect my bins
"Better Birmingham" councillor Harris Khaliq thinks the Israel hatred motion was so important that it "made history". Then he reels off a list of places he wants to "represent", all very far away from the troubled and failing city. It's just so pathetic as well as ugly. What would he say abut a councillor shouting about "representing" Israel? I think one can guess rather easily.
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Fireworks in Birmingham. It’s only a matter of time before someone is killed with the firework madness in this city.
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Is this a new Channel 4 comedy sketch show?
This is Birmingham ENGLAND. Only it is nothing I recognise as such. And I’m so sorry and ashamed of everything we have become.
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Pretty sure this is called ‘being human’
Things I thought everyone experienced until I found out I was neurodivergent:
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In Birmingham, every night is Halloween 💀
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Happy Halloween, witches
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To the angry man in the bright blue Nissan Juke in Harborne. Don't be mad at other drivers just because you have a girl's car.
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Green? You’re mixing up dwarves with goblins again
Tonight, Cardiff Castle will light up green to mark Dwarfism Awareness Day. 💚 The illumination celebrates diversity and helps raise awareness and understanding of dwarfism. orlo.uk/S4Qel
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Sorry I haven’t been online much lately. I’ve been trying to keep this little soul alive.
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This used to be a romantic t-shirt. Now it sounds like a threat.
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I’m away from X for a couple of days and come back to you all talking about flying cars. Has the sequel to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang been released?
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Die-hard member of the ‘I’m glad the tiger is ok’ crew clocking in for duty
To the "I'm glad the tiger is ok" crew, someone of sound mind doesn't walk into to a tiger enclosure... I hope no one you love has a MH crisis! 🤨
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Forget The Traitors and Strictly, *this* is the future of entertainment 🍿
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