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Joined September 2008
The fans have spoken: I will soon be nickelodeon slimed for my bullshit. The slime will run down my underwear and get in to my ass crack
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"what if ai gets too good" i dont know . Who cares. What if bras and panties get too erotic
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i hate it when a long piece of poop rises up out the back of my jeans like a periscope and i say "Oops" and it goes back inside
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me rogan and elon are on an a jet to israel. Enjoy your unfunny circle jerk. do not try to contact us. We are safe
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they didnt use my idea to bring Apu back as a Vietnamese guy who can transform into an alien. But thats ok. I will still TiVo every episode.
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when the CIA attempted to recruit me, they said I could suck any cock on earth. Any I desire. I turned down their offer because i am not Gay
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you dont wanna see me get Bad
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people ask me if i listen to bieber and i smile simply and say simply yes. Then I show them this and they lose their fucking shit
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a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs
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Replying to @its_mizuko_
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this is my main bull shit
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just got an app on my motorola razr that does the Howie Scream when ever my fingers or my toes or my penis is bitten by dogs
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It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self
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Its Fucking mueller time
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Jeans Israel
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just checking my dms on this failed and dead web site
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every one please vote for me to be the next james bond and if you are in line stay in line
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getting carbombed after a palantir thinktank pays me $125 to pretend to be a Gay Looking Ethical Non Monogamist who is glad alcatraz closed
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Replying to @pc98jr
@MDogGeist I absolutely support the United States-allied nation of Israel. I do not own a sodastream, as my preferred brand is Dr. Pepper.
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