cyrus

do you guys also fantasize about explaining stuff you like to others

“okay” is friendly, “okayyyy” is adorable and “ok” sounds like you hate me.

me after saying something i cannot defend

the person i am on instagram and the person i am on twitter should probably never meet.

sometimes i remember that people on here have entire lives outside this app.

guys, should i listen to her

twitter mutuals are so funny because i'll know about your breakup, your exams and your family drama but wouldn't recognize you at a grocery store.

me pretending i know what i'm doing because people are watching

getting praised by a teacher in front of the entire class used to be a life changing experience.

i need someone who hates everyone but has a suspiciously soft spot for me.

i need a hug and approximately 4 million dollars.

nothing worse than waving back at someone who wasn't waving at you.

somewhere there's a person who has never had to check their bank balance before ordering food. insane.

i can be having a completely normal day and suddenly remember i have a future to worry about.

do you guys also have a story in your head and when you’re bored you just add more to it and continue from where you left off or is it just me

i blinked and the weekend was over. what the hell

not to flirt, but i'd stay awake with heavy eyes if it meant one more conversation with you.

why everyone on twitter is 22?

exhausted all the way to my mitochondria

imagine getting kidnapped and they ask you to introduce yourself in front of everyone.