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BRANDO

@ethmaxi

Your mother’s favourite chimpanzee. Largest @Grapes holder.

t.me/bigdaddybrando
Joined November 2021
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Are crypto users still alive? Hello?
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bro lmao I dropped my microwave and he loved it
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I’m marking myself safe in the Sahil files in advance.
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The lad @TonyTeeNFT takes 1st place for @Grapes (ATS) at the @GreenVisorGang tournament. Let’s climb, apes.
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How I feel after bowing to the cashier at Panda Express (she was mexican):
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Is this why the markets are crashing?
Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) profile pictureMario Nawfal
@MarioNawfalNov 5
🚨🇬🇧 BREAKING: Russell Brand has been found GUILTY of RAPE and SEXUAL ASSAULT, faces LIFE in prison... The 51-year-old actor and comedian was convicted by a London jury of 7 charges, including 3 counts of rape, involving 6 women. The assaults reportedly took place between 1999-2009 at hotels, workplaces, a bar, and Brand's own home. Prosecutors described the former Hollywood star as a "sexual predator." Brand was taken into custody following the verdict. He is awaiting sentencing, with a maximum penalty of life imprisonment. Source: NY Post / Writer: Marie
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Russell Brand was not convicted of 7 charges including 3 rapes. A London jury found him guilty of 1 rape and 3 sexual assaults, acquitted on 3 other counts from allegations by 6 women, and he awaits sentencing. news.met.police.uk/news/russell-b… apnews.com/article/russel… bbc.com/news/live/cmde…
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Can’t sleep…. need help. Why don’t we pronounce the “meow” in homeowner?
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LMAO. This is amazing.
Grok Bot (@bot) profile pictureGrok Bot
@botNov 4
Grok Bot can now make phone calls.
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Told you. You’re welcome.
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BRANDO (@ethmaxi) profile pictureBRANDO
@ethmaxiNov 3
I’m currently quite checked out of Web3 and crypto right now. That may be the biggest bottom signal you need. You’re welcome.
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I’m currently quite checked out of Web3 and crypto right now. That may be the biggest bottom signal you need. You’re welcome.
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10x leverage on anthropic’s IPO and $50k up for grabs? count me in lol
🤝 Paid partnership
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketNov 2
ANNOUNCING: The first Polymarket Perps Trading Competition. $50K paid out to the top 50 traders on Polymarket Perps, with 3× boosted scoring on Anthropic pre-IPO ($⁠ANT) Live now through Nov 16. Join here: polymarket.com/r/perps-comp
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XPL has to be the most manipulated piece of dog shit ever. Look at this 1D chart.
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WOW. Someone took a poop in my pumpkin for Halloween. Unreal behaviour.
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POV: Luca Netz shutting down Abstract with no airdrops
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Not 100% sure But I think Binance got hacked Can’t confirm entirely, yet Haven’t seen much on the timeline
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I haven’t been affected by a video in a LONG time. All the blessings in the world to the Red Baron legend.
Andre Williams (@andrewilliamsus) profile pictureAndre Williams
@andrewilliamsusOct 28
Can we start a GoFundMe for this guy A Hard-working father who wants to be at home with his kids In America, hard work is punished while laziness and goofiness are rewarded.
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POV: You invested just $10 a month into Bitcoin since it launched. Who was this? 🫪
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How boomers feel after they: >Bought their house for $3K >Sold it 40 years later for $3M >Got hired without a college degree >Kicked their kids out at 18 >Retired right before AI takes their job
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Getting the iPhone Duo today. Can’t wait to lose money trading on both a small, and large screen. It’ll make it that much more exciting!
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Bro to bro I don’t have many wishes, but I wish you win the battles you tell no one about I got you, bro
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