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Join us tomorrow at 11AM ET for crypto themed Power Hour. We'll be making unwise financial decisions with @NotSoEasyMoney We love you.
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You don't need an agency to go viral. We hired 20 actors, 7 NYU students, and staged a protest in Washington Square Park. It has over a million views, and is Buzzfeed's biggest story of 2026.
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POWER HOUR returns tomorrow at 11AM ET. We'll be discussing relationships with Mr. President's ex, reality TV star Georgia McCann! We're going to get to the bottom of what went wrong.
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This past week's market report. We love you.
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UPDATE: As a courtesy to our users participating in No Nut November, FactMachine will NOT be running any erotic markets until December 1st.
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Last night, a FactMachine intern wore a ghost costume made of a fitted sheet rather than a flat sheet. Some attendees complained of a resemblance to the Ku Klux Klan uniform. We do not condone this and formally apologize to anyone offended. Jeremy has been let go.
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Better Mustache: Hitler or Stalin?
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Tomorrow. 11AM ET. Halloween themed POWER HOUR. It's going to be exceptionally spooky. Live on X and FactMachine.
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Tomorrow. 11AM ET. Manosphere themed POWER HOUR. We're going to optimize our bodies in order to achieve the highest possible SMV. See you soon.
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Join us tomorrow at 11 AM EST for POWER HOUR. The theme is Canada. We will be drinking maple syrup and dialoguing with beavers. Streamed here and on FactMachine. We love you.
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We are doing a MINI POWER HOUR tomorrow from 12:30PM to 1PM EST. 3 rapid-fire markets. The theme is Tech. It's going to be beautiful. Streamed here and on FactMachine. Kisses.
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Referrals are live on FactMachine. $5 for every referral who deposits. Fee kickbacks coming soon. We love you.
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