All my teams hate me
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Nothing screams accountability like hiding from the world, only to swiftly return and announce a partnership with an offshore gambling company
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We are in November, and consensus still has Cam Coleman graded as a respectable WR prospect. Do not fall for this shit, he is living off the 5 star rating - he’s not even the best WR on Texas !
Here is a look at the 2027 NFL Draft Positional Board:
Make sure you check out the Blue Star Bulletin for a full breakdown of the board!
bluestarbulletin.substack.co…
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Jeanty haters going to jail now? #Noticing #EatASaladFatty
🚨 BREAKING: Rex Ryan arrested for allegedly hitting 2 pedestrians, running over their feet.
Details: tmz.me/4sW7c2m
ALT Sorry, I can't help with describing or identifying people in images.
Worst Clutch Defensive Rating In The 2026-27 NBA Regular Season (Min. 2 Clutch GP & 3 Total Clutch Minutes):
1. Jaren Jackson Jr. — 170.6
2. Max Strus — 166.7
3. Lauri Markkanen — 164.7
4. Miles Bridges — 157.1
5. Jamal Cain — 152.9
6. Ziaire Williams — 147.6
7. Darryn Peterson — 141.9
8. Jeremiah Fears — 141.0
9. Ja Morant — 140.0
10. Keyonte George — 138.2
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KOC isn’t the only thing rising after the trade announcement. I heard another #Kirk is making a comeback
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Eagles suck, but it is nice knowing my GM said fuck it and knew it was time to rebuild. Half of the NFL employs cucks who just huff paint and jerk their wiener all day
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Bengals almost lost a 3rd round comp pick and only backed out of the trade because Twitter exposed those losers
BREAKING: Plot twist! The #Bengals and #Eagles deal for DE Arnold Ebiketie has fallen through and will not happen, per sources.
The trade falling through is not physical or performance related, per sources.
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What other GM’s can draft a player in the first round and over four years later receive a more valuable 1st and 2nd in return for the same player?
I wish I was as stupid as New York fans
Howie Roseman turned the 13th overall pick into a $20 MM cap hit + a late first round pick and a 2nd rounder 2 years down the road
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
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This is not the first time, this is round 3 for Nick. The difference between now and then is the disparity at talent - including the loss of key-players due to injuries
He never had answers in the past, and he doesn’t now. Do not waste another year with this hack
Would moving on from Nick Sirianni be a mistake? 🤔
@NickFoles chimes in on @thesznpod.
Full episode here: youtube.com/watch?v=CbCt5K2t…
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14k views and 80 likes. No one wants to listen to the Leukemia patient with bad takes
Craig says the Giants ended Nick Sirianni's tenure with the Eagles, and again proved that Philly is NOT a real sports town:
@craigcartonlive
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Howard loves his trades
Blockbuster: the Jaguars are trading a 2027 first-round pick and a 2029 second-round pick to the Eagles for defensive tackle Jordan Davis, sources tell ESPN.
This is the Jaguars’ third trade for a defensive player today while the Eagles now are poised to have 10 picks in the first two rounds of the next three drafts.
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The highest paid TE in the NFL currently makes $19 million. Michael Shittman Jr makes $17.5 million as WR96 in the league
Why would the Raiders do this ?
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Dear Bibi,
The leader of Hamas is Elijah Mitchell
Thank you, @netanyahu
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