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fern • 23 • they/any • queer • system • ♿️ • priv: @featherlessfern • this is my personal acct ko-fi link on strawpage!

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Joined February 2023
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conversation i've had like 5 different times related to this
i'm really tired of this stupid question
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idc if ppl ask what the flag is (it's not super common) but everyone is always like "erm... what flag is that... 🥲" and i can tell what they're really asking is "are you a pedophile?" so i respond appropriately. and they always get really mad that i wasn't chill abt "r u a pedo"
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i hate that "vocal stimming" just means "referencing a popular meme" nowadays. where my fellow random noise makers at.
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no shade to anyone who does stim that way, it's just obnoxious as FUCK to watch "vocal stim" get turned into a Cool Meme Word that does not reflect my experience at all. bc now if i say i vocally stim everyone is gonna assume i quote memes. no dude i'm grunting and chirping.
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so i'm gonna be honest with you all. none of y'all are getting in yet bc i forgot my amnesia would in fact make me forget like everyone i know on here 😭
getting too mentally ill for this twitter shit again oops moots can request my priv @featherlessfern but don’t be offended if u don’t get in i’m rlly picky
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new split things you know how it is. someone else will front eventually and let you all in. i just don't currently know the difference between "twitter friend of 5 years" and "guy you followed last week" rn LOL
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getting too mentally ill for this twitter shit again oops moots can request my priv @featherlessfern but don’t be offended if u don’t get in i’m rlly picky
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growing up with super controlling parents lowkey makes you into a weeaboo but for totally normal shit. i'll think "omggg this is just like in the movies!!! >w<" and i'm just like going outside past 10pm
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i assumed they way overshot but now i'm sweating. like, haha, wow, you guys really meant 4 weeks, huh...? all 28 days.....?
the first couple days I was completely fine with no ao3 but now that it’s been like 9 days i’m starting to get antsy to read
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had the most baffling interaction in the elevator just now. this woman kept pushing past me literally every chance she got while yapping away on her speaker phone call. but also seemed genuinely apologetic for it? girl just stop pushing me??
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stopped watching miraculous like 2 seasons in bc i couldn't stand the will they won't they but apparently one of those bitches got DID or some shit so now i GOTTA watch however much of this show there is
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genuinely hilarious to act this high and mighty over ai writing when you think "ai art is here to stay"
hey! i wanted to bring attention to the fact that squidgeworld has explicitly declared they will allow ai-generated artwork on its platform, while treating ai-generated writing differently, & has offered this as their justification. thought this was worth making people aware of!
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saw someone call charlie kirk a murder victim and that just feels so wrong. what happened to him was far funnier than just murder
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at what point does this stuff just become kind of objectum
Wait it gets worse LMFAOOOSSJSJS
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letting my workspaces be super cluttered has been so healing to me However i am starting to understand why people generally dislike clutter
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i keep tripping over shit AUGH
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one day i need to actually write out the horrible little polycule love square thing i have going on for my barely even related to canon ultrakill au. i think abt it so often but i never draw it bc it’s all just mundane shit
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like at what point does it stop being youtuber fanart
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almost posted smth i shouldn’t and i felt my gatekeeper pull one of these
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i think the funniest thing my abusive mom has ever said to me is “you can’t watch courage the cowardly dog, it’s awful!! how would you like it if i treated you like that old man treats that dog?!” bc in retrospect she was already treating me like that 😭
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i wish games would disclose that they have jumpscares in them bc "the game suddenly gets really loud and typically a little flashy" is just not a fun experience for some people and i rlly hate randomly running into it
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and i don't mean like "there is something that could startle you" when i say jumpscare, i mean purposeful "we're putting something loud and scary right in your face very suddenly" akin to fnaf. bc i'll adjust my audio differently for a game with jumpscares vs without
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this is how i feel about tranny and fag too like what the fuck made you think calling me THAT was ok??
i Hate when people make “kys” jokes or call me Bitch during the FIRST interaction. i Don’t know you. Don’t Do that.
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