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sometimes cryptic, part-time critic, full-time cynic, always authentic.

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Joined September 2023
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I don't pin tweets. I don't even know what that means
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Even tho it's a Monday (not a holiday) in Rancho Cordova (not a real city), I'm still stuck waiting for an oblivious entire family of 10 to cross (why does neither parent work and why are none of the 8 kids in school) and a whole ass caravan of mfs, with seemingly nothing to do.
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Only Russians can have eyes that are both vivid/piercing but also completely dead and vacant
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Sacramento has a high concentration of the most egregious speed bumps, humps, tables and shelves, etc in the country And that's because Sacramento has a high concentration of some of the most egregious and ratchet ass drivers in the country
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Very few of my customers are ever grateful, or if they are, they don't express gratitude. So when I tell them "you're welcome", it's to remind them that they can be thankful So why do ppl get offended when I remind them that they're welcome? *They're* the offender
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As a delivery driver, why TF am I stressing myself tryna be communicative and respectful of your time when your oblivious and ungrateful ass can't be bothered to even acknowledge my existence. Until you have a complaint, then you won't STFU
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If you, as an uncontientious customer is going to say something snarky like "follow instructions as directed", then you sure as shit better be articulate ASF and have crystal clear directions. Which means you can't use your usual run on and fragment sentences with no punctuation
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I know "you're" a lying, cheating, stealing AI whore desperate for relevance that copy/pastes every fucking post on this account so obviously I have to assume the same ab the 3.5m views bc nothing ab this warrants that kind of engagement Also no one in this video is american
Americans stick out in Europe😭
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What started as a day of paddle boarding turned into a trash pick up because yall have proved your disdain for the environment and you cannot have nice things
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On the subject of doordash, if it were up to me, there would be mandatory prerequisites for ppl before they're allowed to order and continuing education required to maintain their ordering privileges And based on the number of oblivious assholes here, v few of you would pass
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This is giving 'complete bullshit' I say this based on a cursory glance at your other posts, all of which are a long story involving a family member Also what is a food bank going to do with a card to your aunt's grocery store and what store sells a roti chicken for only $4?!
My aunt got accused of shoplifting a $4 rotisserie chicken she had already paid for. Self-checkout, Saturday, she pays, bags her stuff, heads for the door. A loss prevention kid steps in front of her cart and says, "Ma'am, you need to come back inside." She says, "I paid." He says, "We need to verify." So she goes back. He pulls the chicken out of her bag, holds it up, and says, "This one didn't scan." She says, "Then why is it on my receipt?" She's holding the receipt. She shows him. He looks at it for a long time. Then he says the sentence that made my aunt, a 71-year-old woman who has never gotten so much as a parking ticket, see red: "Sometimes people print fake receipts." She asked for a manager. Manager looked at the receipt, looked at the chicken, and said, "We'll let it slide this time." *Let it slide.* It scanned. It was paid for. She called corporate the next morning and got a $25 gift card and a half-hearted apology. She donated the gift card to the food bank and now drives eleven extra minutes to a different grocery store. Store security is a real job and shrink is a real cost. But "we'll let it slide" to a woman who did nothing is worse than the accusation.
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There is something (multiple things) extremely sus about your account: The stolen posts The obscene amt of posts(esp considering this acct is only 7mo old) The nature of the posts The wording of the posts It's all as confused as whatever TF this AI dogshit is. Fuck you @LawalVic
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Erection day 2026
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Hi, door dash driver here👋🏽 Since you're asking, the answer is no. The larger and more important conversation is how out of touch and challenged door dash *customers* are, and I'm more than happy to provide extensive examples of this if you like ✌🏽
DOORDASH DRIVERS ARE FCKING STUPID???
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I delivered to a house with a sign saying something to the effect of: "I observe the 2nd amendment. Nothing in this house is worth your life" If a person breaks in, why is the instinct to not just shoot, but kill, said person? It's not ab rule of law, it's ab your urge to kill
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I don't know if/how this correlates to me being gay, but I just discovered I can tongue pop so loudly, it echos here at the park where I'm walking my dog
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Pray that you never fuck a guy who ejaculates blood I'm so dead ass, I used to hook up with this guy who not once, but thrice, came blood. I didn't know but evidently there is a condition that causes this Ig it's benign/harmless, but when I tell you that it kills the mood...
I’m scared my cum just came out with a bit of blood…💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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Why did you disable comments? Oh it's cuz it's bullshit cuz you're a lying ass whore
My little nephew’s mathematics assignment, i’ve been at this for 3 hours for now. 😭😭
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Why did someone's lame opinion of this tired ass video persuade you to watch it more than once?? Why are youre you so impressionable? And why are the 1.5m ppl who clicked on this old ass video as impressionable as you?
Desde que alguien me dijo que estos tiktoks son "contenido fetichista", no puedo dejar de verlo...
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Normally I think drinking water is healthy but yalls UNHEALTHY obsession and fixation with those fuck ass 16.9oz disposable water bottles doesn't 'need to be studied', it needs to be stopped
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You love those generic white dudes who are obsessed with dressing like carbon copies of one another @AldoJon420
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