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just a guy with wifi and too much confidence. i post what i do. not advice.

Joined May 2025
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If the market nukes because US strikes Iran, I’m going all in. Literally deploying everything I have. And if crypto somehow goes to 0, fine. At least not a single individual on planet Earth profits from it ever again. I’ll accept it and go find something else to play.
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Alright Where am I am and what is happening ?
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$WhiteWhale just did 22x on my call from 2 weeks ago $45m even though I've now FULLY rotated to $FKH with $100M target I wish the remaining holders best of luck especially my bro $1.6M @funcry see you in 🐴💉
from my past experience with memes and the patterns I see early on with the big big runners $WhiteWhale seems to be the next one its an original meme and its all over my TL spreading like hell with good story behind it something I can buy and sleep easily also ZERO charts/shills, I was even thinking if I should tweet about it or not but couldn't hold it back, this sends 20-30m, then we re-evaluate.
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fartcoin has dip wheeler plasma has funcry
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funcry retweeted
One Dollar. Free Shipping.
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funcry retweeted
Turkey has one of the highest adoption rates of crypto and stablecoins, but daily spend remains constrained by broken interfaces. With our partner BiLira, Plasma One closes the loop with low-cost TRY on/off-ramps and lets people spend stablecoins across the country.
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The first trillion is always the hardest. plasma.asxn.xyz/transaction-…
USD₮ volumes on Plasma are steadily growing and already well above $1 trillion annualised. But this is only the start.
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Just got my prize, thanks a lot! 🙌
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funcry retweeted
Plasma is building the infrastructure for Money 2.0. Adoption begins where people are, and scales through global integrations. We are partnering with @TrustWallet, the largest non-custodial crypto wallet, to get Plasma’s stablecoin rails into the hands of everyone, everywhere.
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funcry retweeted
Let me recap the first 10 days of launch: - #5 largest chain in the world by stablecoin supply with ~$7 billion - #3 largest chain for USD₮ only behind Ethereum, Tron and BSC - #5 largest chain by DeFi TVL with ~$8.7 billion (including borrows) - Second largest Aave instance with ~$6 billion market size - The most blue chip DeFi day 1 integrations in history with Aave, Ethena, Fluid, Euler, Curve, Uniswap, Balancer amongst others - Every major exchange integrating native USD₮ deposits and withdrawals day 1 including Binance - Largest DeFi CEX integration in history with Binance and Aave on Plasma - More than $50 billion of USD₮ transfer volume only behind Ethereum and Tron in the same time frame - 34.5m total transactions surpassing 100 TPS on a regular basis, more than nearly any other chain in production - More than 1.3m unique addresses - Not a single point of failure or downtime, in infrastructure or block production - One of the largest and most successful public sales in history - Nearly 100k fully organic waitlist signups for our flagship neobank Plasma One Only 10 days in. We're quite literally only getting started. Trillions.
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