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I just want to congratulate the team behind the sinking of the SS United States, set to become the world’s largest artificial reef, for managing to time it so poorly that it will be completely dark outside when it finally goes under. Yet another significant moment in history goes basically unwitnessed and barely recorded. Great job!
This absolute dumpster fire has officially traumatized the entire shipwreck autism community.
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four Black boys lured a white boy to an abandoned house and fatally injured him and left him for dead a few days ago. the white boy called his mom but didn’t know where he was so he wasn’t found until he was dead.
that was just a small local story, though.
the big news is two white college girls made rude noises in a hallway. that got extensive national news coverage bc it dramatically demonstrates the dark truth of our white supremacist society and how dangerous it is for Black people.
#NEWS: Ole Miss freshman Alaina Kunes, 18, is no longer enrolled at the University of Mississippi following the viral doorbell camera footage showing students making monkey noises and gestures outside an apartment occupied by three Black students.
The university confirmed her departure but has not clarified whether she voluntarily withdrew or was dismissed.
Kunes has since issued a public apology, describing her actions as “insensitive, inappropriate, and deeply harmful.” She also said she intends to cooperate with the university’s investigation.
I shouldn’t have to explain this but, saying and doing things on purpose that make you look bad/evil/crazy isn’t a common political strategy mostly because it results in people not wanting to vote for you.
So if you think you’re going to brute force your obviously ugly and offensive politics into the mainstream, you’re just going to keep shrinking your movement and making your “ideas” less appealing to the masses.
What might work better, and you’ll probably want to try, would be learning to decorate your less palatable views in more appealing packaging.
I’ll give you an example:
Instead of “We should nuke Israel because the Jews are subhuman trash who think they’re better than white people and we’re actually the best race by far. Hitler was awesome, and the holocaust didn’t happen. But it should’ve!”
You could try “America First means severing foreign aid, and ending foreign lobbying, so the prosperity of hardworking Americans isn’t hindered by foreign interests.”
See? It’s really not hard. Try it! It might even improve your own outlook on things.
Posting is the easiest thing to do. I post while I eat. I post while I shave. I post while I burp the baby. I post while I wait in line at the post office to pick up my new phone to post from. Posting requires zero effort, zero talent, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
Every single piece of software, every game, every website you visit uses AI in some form or fashion. Your favorite online games, messaging apps, and streaming services have been running on data centers for decades.
If you use the internet, scroll TikTok, or play on your phone, you interact with AI written code and services every time you do it. What do you think the cloud is? That’s right! Data centers. Your gmail, dropbox, iCloud, plex server, password keychain. All of it.
This is what it would be like to suffer from incontinence and dementia. “Whoever sh*t my pants is my enemy!” 🫡 💩
Fuentes admits all the things we’ve been saying:
1) Being Anti-Israel and then Anti-Jew became really popular in 2025 after the historic win by the right in 2024.
2) This virus, targeting the right, was being seeded online by the Left and by Foreign Countries (specifically by Muslim
Countries).
3) Grifters jumped onto it and grew their accounts by spewing anti-Israel and anti-Jewish garbage
4) The anti-Israel and anti-Jewish garbage had to mutate and get more extreme, as it became more popular. Like any drug addiction.
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One of the reasons I don’t like socialism is public bathrooms.
A public bathroom is about as basic a shared resource as you can get. Everyone gets to use it, and everyone is expected to show a little consideration for the next person. The rules aren’t particularly complicated.
And yet, a shocking number of adults can’t even manage to throw their paper towels in the trash. Some will pee all over a toilet seat and leave it for the next person. And the next person, who didn’t make the mess, certainly isn’t going to clean it up either.
Now imagine trusting these same people to collectively manage an entire economy.
We can’t even get everyone to agree that cleaning up their own pee is a personal responsibility, but somehow we’re supposed to believe everyone will become hardworking, responsible, and considerate when we’re sharing the fruits of each other’s labor.
Now, compare your average public restroom to a Buc-ee’s bathroom.
Buc-ee’s figured something out. Clean bathrooms attract customers. Customers spend money. So the company has a financial incentive to keep those bathrooms spotless. They hire people to maintain them, hold employees accountable, and compete for your business.
And people will literally plan their road trips around stopping there.
That’s capitalism. Someone recognized a problem, found a way to solve it, and made money because people valued the result.
Of course, not everyone contributes equally to society. Some people work harder, make better decisions, and take more responsibility. Others seem perfectly content making life more difficult for everyone around them.
I believe people should have the freedom to live however they choose. I also believe in helping people who genuinely need it.
But I have a hard time accepting an economic philosophy that expects me to trust everyone to act in the collective interest when some people can’t be bothered to clean up after themselves.
Buc-ee’s figured out how to get people to willingly pay for a better experience.
Socialism wants me to believe the people leaving paper towels on the floor will suddenly become responsible stewards of everyone else’s resources.
I’m going with the beaver.