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shining with the radiance of electric hearts

San Francisco Bay Area
Joined May 2025
Yegge was the best talk by a country mile. It wasn’t even remotely close. Honorable mention to the Jev guy (who read us his pitch deck)
I lied. I don’t care about AI engineer conference I just came to listen to the insane ramblings of distinguished madman Steve Yegge
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My most deeply held belief is that you can tell who is a live player simply by how they move in crowds
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I lied. I don’t care about AI engineer conference I just came to listen to the insane ramblings of distinguished madman Steve Yegge
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I guess he does do 1:1s after all
BREAKING: A second Jensen Huang affair has reportedly been uncovered, this time involving a senior Nvidia executive who reports directly to him. — NYT
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Oh you’re building a software factory? That’s crazy man. Did you know LLMs can search the web through an API. Yeah man, you should really put that in your enterprise context layer.
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Watching Anthropic get snubbed at the AI Engineer conference is possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. 48 months into “6 months until Ai replaces everyone’s job” and a member of the technical staff making 800k can’t figure out how to operate a laptop Great hire
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AI Engineer Code Summit: better known as the @QuinnyPig show
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Esteemed user graph theory spoke of this
Many people reached out to me to say that inference is much cheaper than I assumed, my bad. One person told me to think something like 1M lines of proof costs in the ballpark of $10k
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Nothing illustrates the strengths and weaknesses of greedy algorithms better than walk signs on a circuitous route
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If you cure mental illness, who am I supposed to go on dates with? Where will I find cofounders? Who will follow my accounts
Anthropic CEO predicts cancer, Alzheimer's, heart disease, mental illness will be cured in less than 10 years ACCELERATE
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I have serious ethical qualms about forcing Claude to inhabit the JIRA realm
Replying to @max_paperclips
Not cursed enough. We have to put Claude inside Jira (torment nexus 2: electric boogaloo)
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What’s the plan here? We deny all poor people access to credit entirely? I mean, I’m down. I guess i was just unfamiliar with your game, democrats
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Senate Democrats prepare to impose 10% cap on credit card interest rates.
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When managing engineers it’s really important to have a harmless vice. It makes you relatable, human. Oh, also don’t tell them you identify as a machine and use “any” pronouns. I uh. My. My friend told me
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That MF was posting “LIDAR THE AMAZON” for like 4 years. I guess he finally went and did that 🤷‍♂️
JUST IN: Vibecoder discovers previously unmapped ancient Maya settlement hidden beneath the Mexican jungle using 48 AI agents & NASA lidar data, despite having no archaeology experience.
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My fucking parent company just tried to hire me for less money than I currently make. Bro fuk u
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This is, uh… this is. It’s financial advice
Replying to @teodorio
They’re hypergay QINC polycules made of investment bankers who dust their nuts with coke before work
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About to make my coworkers listen to Baby Keem and drink shots until they tell me secrets
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It’s kind of amazing that I can think of tasks that take 100 haiku ultracode subagents more than an hour to complete
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Is there a party that will let me keep my guns, smoke legal weed, AND end the racist prohibition on advanced superintelligence? Asking for a friend
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Replying to @BBCWorld
I’m beginning to think we should re-examine Dr Congo’s medical license. This prognosis sounds bad
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