My most deeply held belief is that you can tell who is a live player simply by how they move in crowds
I lied. I don’t care about AI engineer conference I just came to listen to the insane ramblings of distinguished madman Steve Yegge
Oh you’re building a software factory? That’s crazy man. Did you know LLMs can search the web through an API. Yeah man, you should really put that in your enterprise context layer.
Watching Anthropic get snubbed at the AI Engineer conference is possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
48 months into “6 months until Ai replaces everyone’s job” and a member of the technical staff making 800k can’t figure out how to operate a laptop
Great hire
Nothing illustrates the strengths and weaknesses of greedy algorithms better than walk signs on a circuitous route
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I have serious ethical qualms about forcing Claude to inhabit the JIRA realm
Replying to @max_paperclips
Not cursed enough. We have to put Claude inside Jira (torment nexus 2: electric boogaloo)
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When managing engineers it’s really important to have a harmless vice. It makes you relatable, human.
Oh, also don’t tell them you identify as a machine and use “any” pronouns.
I uh. My. My friend told me
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My fucking parent company just tried to hire me for less money than I currently make. Bro fuk u
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This is, uh… this is. It’s financial advice
Replying to @teodorio
They’re hypergay QINC polycules made of investment bankers who dust their nuts with coke before work
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It’s kind of amazing that I can think of tasks that take 100 haiku ultracode subagents more than an hour to complete
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Is there a party that will let me keep my guns, smoke legal weed, AND end the racist prohibition on advanced superintelligence? Asking for a friend
Replying to @BBCWorld
I’m beginning to think we should re-examine Dr Congo’s medical license. This prognosis sounds bad
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