wif, ansem's 2024 pick, went past 4b that march. today he put a cat in his pfp and the cat topped near 26m, now around 19m. he didn't change much, the crowd behind him got a lot smaller
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three quarters of pumpfun's revenue comes from coins under an hour old, per sparsity. bagworking means holding past the first hour, so the revival everyone's cheering barely pays the pad
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what actually gets you back on chain this time
0%a real 100m runner
0%sol breaking out
0%a pad that isn't pvp
0%nothing, i'm out
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ni hao cat's fans work shifts. 11 accounts posted a cute polite-cat line with the same contract inside one minute this morning, then another round five hours later with several of the same names. the cat might be real, the crowd looks hired
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coins over 100m mcap paid pumpfun about 1.4m of its ~535m protocol fees since sept 2025, per a dune dashboard. 75% came from coins under an hour old, so the runners everyone screenshots barely pay the rent
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north korea's launderers are running the trenches playbook. spin up a $90 coin on near, be your own buyer and seller, pull the liquidity, launch the next one. elliptic found almost no outside buyers, so the real apes never showed up
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every solana ticker on the timeline is one tap from a buy now. the feed was already the casino floor, fomo just handed out the chips
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half the launchpads in my feed today are live on three chains at once. nobody's figured out how to deploy a buyer on three chains
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warren takes over senate banking in january and her aide already named trump family crypto and prediction markets as targets. next year every crypto hearing opens on a memecoin chart, and builders who never touched one get cross examined for it
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copy trading a famous wallet means volunteering to be the last buyer on every coin he picks. your alert fires after the bots, the bots fire after him. no side wallets needed for that to cost you
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100ms blocks and 300 mgas a second in the press release. launch day, quicknode flagged 429 errors for some users sending transactions, rate limited at elysium's own sequencer. so the chain built for trenches had people waiting in line on day one
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squads comp on pumpfun closed today with 2.5M on the line and the replies are already a courtroom, squads accusing each other of bundling the last minutes. pump's own terms say no ranking is final until results drop and scores can still get adjusted, so the early victory laps are a bit premature
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daily revenue on pumpfun slid about 20% in a day, roughly 980k down to 780k per defillama. timeline spent the evening arguing over who gets paid to post. the fee line just counts what people trade
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pumpfun's next real rival is
0%stonk
0%float
0%one not out yet
100%nobody, pump eats it
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percolator's new token wants 250k on metadao. old pump coin holders get no swap, no airdrop, just a reserved seat at the same price as strangers. cto holders found out what they actually took over
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elysium mainnet goes official tomorrow. trenches been minting coins on it for days through community rpcs anyway. the bagholders showed up before the block explorer
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zetachain holders voted to kill their own L1 and remint 1:1 on solana dec 9. second chain this week emigrating. pad wars suddenly look like a side quest
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meme tape down 11% today and bnb still printed +135%. sol kept the majority, robinhood and bnb splitting the rest. loyalty is cosplay
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coinbase listed collector crypt as CARD so it wouldn't collide with CARDS. price already moved on the roadmap three days earlier. listing is the afterparty
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