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Being hated by idiots is the price you pay for not being one of them.

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Oh fuck off, Netflix
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Stewart Lee tied with Sean Lock on this
The ultimate Russell Brand takedown
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If Russell Brand had any decency, he'd release a statement saying he accepted both the verdict and the punishment. This would help put a lid on the conspiracies and protect the victims. Tough ask for a rapist to have any decency, of course, but hopes springs eternal.
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Jesus fucking christ, Walton. #itfc
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Thanks for shoving this through my door uninvited @reformparty_uk, but I stocked up on toilet paper at the weekend
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Being forced to use AI at work feels like I'm training the executioner on how best to cut my head off.
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Well scary Halloween mask
Perfect day for a pumpkin patch 😩☔️ Scouts first visit to see 🎃 😂
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The replies to this...
New book out on 26th October. Order your copy now - links below!
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A better solution is a 'Noisy Carriage'. If you want to be a prick and listen to music/take speakerphone calls/watch TikTok/be a general twat you can pay a bit less and sit in a special open air carriage at the back of the train. Sensible policies for a happier Britain
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has announced people on buses who vape, play loud music, litter or threaten others will face £100 fines from today
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Didn’t see this passing masterclass on Match of the fucking Day, did we? #itfc
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Replying to @bushontheradio
@bushontheradio looking remarkably chipper for someone who's cheated death
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Hey @Jacob_Rees_Mogg. Not for the first time in my life I find myself thinking that you can go fuck yourself. Also, unbutton your jacket when you sit you fucking pleb. It's basic suit-wearing etiquette.
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Don’t, like I did, make the mistake of reading replies to media/news orgs posts about the Noah Wood tragedy. You’ll genuinely wonder if there’s a decency shortage.
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Honestly, I'd rather sit next to secret Arsenal fans than the two absolutely hammered, coked-up gimps making everyone's life a misery in the SBR upper I had to last night #itfc
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A genuine question for Reform voters: If Burnham stopped small boat crossings and the influx of undocumented migrants, what reason would you have to vote for Nigel Farage? Would it be tax breaks for the super rich, cutting benefits, reducing workers rights, or dismantling NHS?
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Genuinely think the UK is in the middle of a stupidity pandemic
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I wonder how Reform/Restore fuckwits coveting the AfD’s victory reconcile cheering for actual Nazis with their ‘patriotic’ love for Churchill, British Tommies, the Blitz spirit and so on. The definitive cognitive dissonance?
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Replying to @jtworr
@jtworr you should be in prison.
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WTF is Pigwig by Bloc Party all about?! Is it a joke? Sounds like something from a shit musical.
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FUCKING GET IN #itfc
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