Thanks for shoving this through my door uninvited @reformparty_uk, but I stocked up on toilet paper at the weekend
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A better solution is a 'Noisy Carriage'. If you want to be a prick and listen to music/take speakerphone calls/watch TikTok/be a general twat you can pay a bit less and sit in a special open air carriage at the back of the train.
Sensible policies for a happier Britain
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has announced people on buses who vape, play loud music, litter or threaten others will face £100 fines from today
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Replying to @bushontheradio
@bushontheradio looking remarkably chipper for someone who's cheated death
Hey @Jacob_Rees_Mogg. Not for the first time in my life I find myself thinking that you can go fuck yourself.
Also, unbutton your jacket when you sit you fucking pleb. It's basic suit-wearing etiquette.
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A genuine question for Reform voters:
If Burnham stopped small boat crossings and the influx of undocumented migrants, what reason would you have to vote for Nigel Farage?
Would it be tax breaks for the super rich, cutting benefits, reducing workers rights, or dismantling NHS?
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