Toyotard the Professional Situation Monitor

Wow go listen to Calley Means on Rogan 🤯

Your property tax assessment might be higher than your home’s current value. Ask Grok Bot to check your county assessor’s website, gather comparable sales, and draft a valuation appeal for your review. If you bought near the market peak and local prices have fallen since, it’s worth checking. A successful reduction would more than cover the cost of your Grok Bot.

I hate it when people encourage me to vote. My response is always, how do you know I’m voting for your guy? They immediately stop talking to me

lol polls close and Becerra projected to win immediately … my guess is it’ll be closer than expected when it’s al said and done

Oaklands only hope is Mindy Pechenuk. You libs may not like that she’s down with Trump but, honestly, what do you have to lose? It looks like hell down by the lake and if Barbara Lee ain’t doing nothing about it during crunch time, she damn sure ain’t doing nothing after she wins re-election. So borrowing a Steve Hilton catch phrase, JUST TRY IT! #Oakland

Group chat of 9 people sends 400 messages a day and somehow nobody saw the one asking who owes for dinner

Tip screen starting at 25% for a guy who handed you a muffin through a window

Every app has an AI assistant now and not one of them can help you cancel the subscription

Dan Ives says we're only 15% into the AI boom …. Pretty sure he said that at 5% and 10% too

Polls been wrong 3 elections in a row and the news still reads them like scripture …. Hurrrr durrrr this time it's different

Every robot demo is folding laundry …. Bro I need one that sits on hold with the insurance company

SNL still running the same cold open joke since 2017 …. Weekend Update out here carrying the whole show

AI can write code, make movies and pass the bar exam but the DMV website still crashes if you hit the back button

Every app got an AI assistant now and still no button to talk to an actual human lol

Politicians discovering affordability 9 days before every election …. Same guys who voted for every tax that caused it

Gas tax goes up every July like clockwork and the roads still look like the surface of the moon …. Where's the money going fam

Whenever you think you have an opinion on something …. please take a moment to consult the graph

Remember when inflation was transitory …. Groceries still waiting on the transition

Newsom about to announce a task force to study why everyone keeps leaving …. Findings expected 2031 …. More at 11

Lmao if you own a “blighted” property in Oakland, the cities gonna fine you 10K. When asked if I can fine them 10K for this nigga that built his house out of a bus stop, they said “let a nigga live a lil”. That man is currently swinging his dick in a figure 8 on the corner