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Product and loather of the BQE. Yapper by blood, talker by choice. Tweets powered by Dunkin. Take the train. ✡︎ ✞ ♏︎

Queens, NY
Joined June 2026
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Algorithm please connect me with my fellow gay nyc boys and moots from insta and bsky
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half the confederacy just rejoined the union and yet Emily is still in Paris
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you think THEE triple threat checkers-dunkin-popeyes on the corner of Myrtle Avenue and Broadway in Brooklyn, NY 11206 is because of people that just moved here?????
True New Yorker will skip the chains and go for the small cafes.
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Scott Colom (D-MS NOW)
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How Mississippi wants the world to act because they counted 15 votes in three days
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I wouldn’t wish a Lexington Avenue Line meltdown on my worst enemy
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Miranda: I can’t believe we’re alive to see blue Texas! Do you understand what this means for women? Charlotte: But where are all the fundamental family values from either party? Samantha: Oh honey, the only bad blue is a pair of blue balls! Carrie: Big is moving to Montana-2.
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I will be insufferable knowing for at least the next 6 years my exact type is a senator (two time gold medal Paralympian midwest corn-fed Joshua Peter Turek of Iowa)
Freshman Senators share selfie at new member orientation.
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New Jersey is actually a great bellwether for understanding national trends as a blue wall state. (Jersey gets to vote for 3 consecutive years after a presidential election because of the off-season gubernatorial). These are the 2024, 2025, and 2026 maps!
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I’ve had so much eggplant this weekend
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do people in Mississippi understand there are people on the New York City Subway right now going, “pick another protein? Sheeeeiiiiiii”
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good morning
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trying to grapple with the fact this meme is successful without one northeast or west coast state in it
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it’s a special election blue flip immediately omfg
NEW: Republican sources in Tennessee tell me President Trump is “encouraging” Governor-elect Marsha Blackburn to appoint Pete Hegseth to her U.S. Senate seat. Blackburn could resign imminently. That would let outgoing Governor Bill Lee name Hegseth quickly and give Trump time to get a new Pentagon chief confirmed during the lame-duck session.
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Kathy Hochul opened 1 (one) new Long Island Rail Road station in Suffolk County and the entire island flipped for her
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remember when the entire world was waiting on Nevada and just when we think we couldn’t get any crazier… Mississippi
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this man needs to be given the presidential medal of freedom
I was sure 13 hours would be fine but things caught up to me in a hurry at hour 10. I can’t say thanks enough to all of you. What a ride and I think we did make livestream history. Sorry for the abrupt ending!
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I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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My I-95 corridor is blue dawg (ignore that one at the bottom)
THIS IS UNREAL
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GREG ABBOTT
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