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I Found My Girlfriend on a Dating App. Then My Best Friend Revealed He Had Matched With Her Too.
My girlfriend had been calling me her future husband for months. Yet yesterday, she was introducing herself to strangers as a single woman looking for love.
The worst part? My best friend was one of those strangers.
It started when I was hanging out at his apartment, watching a basketball game. I casually mentioned something that made him stop laughing.
“I matched with my girlfriend on a dating app yesterday.”
He looked at me.
“Wait. Your girlfriend? The woman you've been dating for eight months?”
“Exactly.”
He laughed.
“Then why was she still on there?”
I unlocked my phone.
“That's what I wanted to find out.”
I opened the conversation and showed him her first message:
“I'm looking for a man who understands romance, communicates about sex and isn't afraid of commitment.”
My friend stopped laughing.
“Don't reply.”
“Why?”
He slowly turned his phone towards me.
There it was. The same profile picture. The same message. The same woman.
My girlfriend had sent him the exact same introduction.
I stared at his screen.
“Wait. You matched with her too?”
“Yesterday afternoon. I thought it was someone with a similar picture until she started messaging me.”
“And you didn't think to tell me?”
“I wanted to be sure before I said anything.”
I looked at her profile again.
Her relationship status said SINGLE.
Eight months together. Family dinners. Weekend trips. Conversations about our future. We'd even discussed getting a place together when our leases ended.
And now she was telling men online she was looking for someone serious.
“Why is she doing this?” I asked.
My friend leaned back.
“Maybe there's an explanation. But don't confront her until you know what's going on.”
I tried to concentrate on the game, but my mind was elsewhere.
Then my phone buzzed.
Another message from her.
“Before we get too comfortable, can I ask you something personal?”
I showed my friend.
“Let's see where this goes,” he said.
I replied:
“Go ahead.”
Her response came almost immediately.
“Are you currently seeing anyone?”
I turned towards my friend.
We both stared at the screen.
I decided to play along.
“I'm seeing someone, but I'm not sure where things are heading.”
She replied:
“That's interesting. Are you happy with her?”
I almost dropped my phone.
My own girlfriend was asking whether I was happy with my girlfriend.
My friend shook his head.
“Bro, this is unbelievable.”
I typed:
“Why are you asking?”
She answered:
“Because I don't want to get involved with someone who isn't emotionally available. I've been hurt before, and I'm looking for something genuine.”
Then came another message.
“Can I see a recent picture of you?”
I sent a normal selfie.
She responded:
“You're handsome. I wish I could meet someone like you.”
I looked at my friend.
“Someone like me? She's literally dating me!”
But he had noticed something else.
“Check whether she's still active.”
I opened her profile.
She was online.
A few seconds later, she changed her profile picture. It was the same photograph she'd sent me three days earlier, saying she needed it for a work presentation.
My stomach tightened.
“She has been using that picture on a dating app while she's with me.”
“Keep asking questions,” my friend said. “Don't reveal what you know yet.”
I typed:
“What kind of man are you hoping to meet?”
Her answer was immediate.
“Someone affectionate, financially stable, sexually compatible and ready to settle down. I don't want to waste another year with someone who doesn't know what he wants.”
I read it twice.
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Just pray you don't lose too much of yourself while trying to become successful.
May we succeed without losing what truly matters. ❤️
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9歳の時、母に「かけっこでビリになったら家に帰ってこないで」と言われた。私は本当に最下位になった。そして言われた通り、家に帰らなかった。夕方、警察まで私を探し始めた。見つかった時、母は泣きながら抱きしめてくれた。でも耳元で言われた言葉を、私は今でも忘れられない。
小学3年生の秋。埼玉の小学校で持久走大会があった。
母は人前で負けることを何より嫌う人だった。
スタート前、応援に来た母が私の耳元で言った。
「絶対ビリにならないでね。恥ずかしいから。ビリだったら家に帰ってこなくていいよ」
私は冗談だと思って笑った。
でも母は笑わなかった。
レースが始まり、私は必死に走った。
ところが途中で、同じクラスの女の子が転んだ。
膝から血が出て、泣いていた。
私は立ち止まり、その子を起こした。
「一緒に行こう」
二人でゆっくりゴールした。
結果は最下位。
私はすぐ母を探した。
でも保護者席に母はいなかった。
遠くに、校門へ向かって歩く母の後ろ姿が見えた。
その瞬間、思った。
「本当に帰っちゃ駄目なんだ」
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🎬 FALL (2022)
Fear reaches new heights.
Imagine being stranded 2,000 feet above the ground with no way down. 😳
One wrong move could change everything.
Be honest… Would you climb this tower for $1 million? 👀
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📸 Terrifier 2 (2022)
What I find interesting about Terrifier 2 is how it takes the unsettling presence of Art the Clown and turns him into the centre of an incredibly strange and unpredictable horror experience. He barely needs to say anything to command attention. His expressions, movements, and twisted sense of humour make every appearance uncomfortable, and somehow you never know what he's going to do next. David Howard Thornton really understands the character, making Art both disturbing and strangely fascinating to watch. There's something about a villain who doesn't need dialogue to communicate that makes him even more memorable.
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A man recently got a well-paying job after years of struggling.
Suddenly, his entire family expects him to pay everyone's bills.
His younger siblings need school fees, his parents need money for household expenses, and relatives keep bringing one emergency after another.
He decided to reduce how much he gives because he wants to save towards buying his own house.
His family has now accused him of becoming proud since he started earning good money.
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Charlamagne: Angelina, your oldest son Maddox just legally dropped the Pitt name. He’s now just Maddox Jolie. What really happened?
Angelina: (smiles) Damn! We ain’t even said good morning yet and you’re already in the court files!
Charlamagne: I’m serious! Brad adopted him in 2006. Then the marriage ends, the plane allegations drop, and now the kids are stripping his name off. Was this Maddox’s idea or did you encourage it?
Angelina: Maddox is 25. He filed the paperwork himself. I didn’t make that decision for him.
Charlamagne: You built the whole Brangelina family brand. Now your eldest is erasing Brad’s name. Don’t you think that looks like a deliberate middle finger?
Angelina: Adult children choosing their own name is their right. They’ve lived through enough public drama.
Charlamagne: Is this still about that 2016 plane incident, or are you all still that bitter a decade later?
Angelina: (leans forward) Bitter? I’m focused on my kids living their lives. What a grown man chooses to be called is between him and his parents, not the internet.
Charlamagne: So are we ever getting a real statement from both of you about why four of the kids have now dropped his name?
Angelina: When it’s necessary.
Charlamagne: Your kids are gonna be having their own kids before y’all fully clear the air on this!
Angelina: (laughs) Well, at least by then they’ll be able to speak for themselves without everybody putting words in their mouths!
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A woman visited her father's house every Sunday for 11 years after her mother died.
She would cook, clean, sit with him for a few hours and leave before evening.
One Sunday, she arrived and found him unusually quiet.
After eating, he asked her, "Do you know why I always look forward to Sundays?"
She smiled and said, "Because I come to visit you?"
He shook his head gently.
"Because your mother used to spend Sundays preparing my favourite meal. When she died, Sundays became the loneliest day of my life. Then you started coming."
The daughter broke down.
She had always thought she was simply keeping her father company. She never realised she had unknowingly helped him survive one of the hardest parts of losing his wife.
Sometimes, the little things we do for people mean far more than we'll ever know.
If you still have both parents, please don't wait for a special occasion to check on them.
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THROWBACK THURSDAY!
REMEMBER THE GOOD OL' PALITO RADIO?📻
From tuning into your favourite jams and talk shows to sneaking in late-night radio sessions, this little beauty did it all.
Back in the late '90s, owning a Palito radio, Game Boy or Walkman meant you were officially one of the cool kids.
I bought my first Palito in 2000, just after completing my Junior WAEC and preparing to resume my first year in senior secondary school.
I still remember paying ₦120 for it at one of those lock-up shops in Agboju, Festac Town. The bulk of the money came from my share of a football tournament's grand prize, which I had saved in my piggy bank.
Famous Utd, the team I played for, had defeated Coach Laluko's Pepsi Academy in the final to lift the Amuwo Odofin Youth Development League trophy.
Schillaci, as we fondly called our coach, gave each player ₦100 as an incentive for winning the U-16 tournament.
Although it was contraband in my school, I secretly smuggled it in for the love of music and to show my friends and opps my new big-boy purchase. The punishment? Plenty of frog jumps!
Sisqó, Destiny's Child, Usher, Eminem, Westlife and Awilo Longomba were setting the international music scene on fire. Back home, the spotlight was on Remedies and Plantashun Boiz.
That little radio marked the beginning of my love affair with music.
At some point, I knew almost all the active radio frequencies in Nigeria and could identify their OAPs.
I listened to so much music that by 2002, I had started playing shows at school as a DJ.
After graduating in 2003, I found myself interning as a sound engineer at RayPower 100.5 FM, Lagos.
Just imagine how far that little ₦120 radio took me!
Now, let's take a trip down memory lane.
Did you ever own a Palito radio?
What was your experience with this tiny beauty, and what year did you get yours?
Let's hear your Palito stories! 👇🏽
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I Love Being A Slutty Housewife
Yesterday while my husband was working, I was at home all alone. I'm a big stoner so I was smoking and doing dabs. Dabs always get me in the mood. So I start watching some porn and touching myself. I played with myself at least 3 times before he got home. My p*ssy was wet and sore but was still aching for more. I sat around naked all evening smoked some more with my husband while he played call of duty with his friends. I kept thinking about how I played with myself all day and he didn't know. I would catch him looking at me so I'd play with my tits for him to watch. After a few rounds on his game he starts another one but grabs my tits really hard and starts playing with my nipples making me even wetter. I could see his cock getting hard so I decided to make my move. I stood up and undressed him. While he continued playing and talking to his friends I started sucking on his balls making his cock rock hard. I then took his entire cock in my mouth and throat and gave him a sloppy blow job. After a good few minutes he pulls me up spins me around to face the game and tells me to sit on it. I rode his cock while watching him make some badass kills until I came multiple times. I cleaned my mess (I love the taste of my cum on his dick) only to have him tell me to ride him some more. While I was riding him he tells me when his match is over he's going to take me to the bedroom to bend me over. I rode his hard cock until I thought I couldn't possibly cum anymore. I was wrong he put his controller down led me to the bed and proceeded to fuck me like the dirty slut I am, had me begging for his cum. I can't stop thinking about it this morning and now mind is racing with things I wanna try while he's at work.
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Hush proves that being alone in a quiet house can become a nightmare when someone outside has already decided you’re their next victim. 😳💀
Maddie lives alone in a secluded house, but one night, a masked stranger appears outside her window. He quickly realizes she cannot hear him, which makes his twisted game even more terrifying. What follows becomes a desperate battle of intelligence, courage and survival.
Imagine knowing someone is standing outside your house, watching your every move, and you can’t even call out for help.
If you were trapped inside that house, would you outsmart the intruder or risk making a run for it? 👀
