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Whats an exit strategy? $GME 💎🙌

MAGA is dead… forever. It’s not just 2026. It’s 2028. Vance can’t win. Rubio can’t win. You are all so incredibly clueless.

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TELL A FRIEND FRIDAY... (with a twist) Today I want to tell everyone about a great business/community member @CultLaser His creations adorn the wall of my cubical and server as my metaphorical "pieces of flair". If you think any of these patches are rad, give this a repost!!

Das Wochenende kommt! Heut ist Freitag!

THE GP9 SA "Simple Assembly" is now available for download. Read on for the details.

I ran out of Fiberon so drying another roll. Then I can finish the VFG and the front rails! GP9 SA Coming SOON.

It printed out really well. Really pleased with this setup, granted it's built on a year of lessons learned and the TLR1 Suppressed Holster from a few weeks ago, but still. It's sweet.

go fuck yourself @sama claiming that you solved navier stokes because 10000 agents ran in circles for 88hours on a multimillion dollar gpu cluster to formalize in lean a blowup case under controlled external forcing is pure scientific vulgarity the clay mathematics institute millennium prize does not ask m whether you can artificially force a singularity in a fluid by injecting an ad hoc smooth external forcing term f(x,t) to twist the vortex until it breaks the real problem questions the fundamental stability and global smooth existence for 3dimensional incompressible euler & navier stokes equations under natural conservation laws and viscous dissipation alone using a mathematical loophole on forced equations to parade a century old victory is a major conceptual scam Altman technically & epistemologically what you present as an agi breakthrough is nothing more than bruteforce combinatorial autoformalization the ai did not understand fluid mechanics it simply navigated a continuous search space previously mapped out and constrained by the monumental work of human mathematicians like tristan buckmaster/ levent alpöge / diego córdoba or tarek elgindi coordinating 10000 agents to check the logical consistency of a 100 page proof via lean is a software engineering feat and computational parallelization triumph not an intrinsic scientific discovery it is the victory of the compute bulldozer over abstract human intuition repackaged for the public as a higher mathematical consciousness to this theoretical imposture you add a disgusting ethical and industrial cynicism taking advantage of private codex sessions and informal preprints from academic researchers to siphon their research leads and then trying to redact or erase the contribution of levent alpöge under the pretext that he works at rival anthropic is intellectual serfdom openai behaves like a feudal lord of silicon appropriating the cognitive subsistence of independent scholars threatening their careers behind closed doors if they protest and turning community academic labor into a privatized pressrelease this entire staged event serves a desperate financial agenda in a pre ipo panic facing the slowdown of scaling laws and growing investor skepticism over the profitability of foundational models openai needs to manufacture an artificial sputnik moment claiming to solve a millennium prize without immediately submitting the proof to traditional peer review means using the prestige of fundamental mathematics as cheap marketing fuel to inflate a delusional valuation!!! real science is not a clout chase on social media or a compute spike spent to rob the clay mathematics institute it is a quest for elegance physical truth and universal rigor to decode reality true artificial intelligence will not emerge from hostile corporate takeover of academic work hidden behind computational bruteforce but from architectures capable of generating new conceptual paradigms by masquerading constrained formalization as the collapse of physics greatest mysteries you did not solve navier stokes you only proved how far silicon valley will go to prostitute scientific integrity for capitalist spectacle

Rumor has it there's new hardware moving through Night City. Watch the Commodore 77 come to life, hand-painted by the artists at AK Studio in an exclusive collaboration with the Cyberpunk 2077 and @commodoreofcl teams. Inspired by Cyberpunk 2077 and built on the legendary Commodore 64 Ultimate, this collector's piece is where iconic hardware meets extraordinary craftsmanship. Experience a world-exclusive fusion of art and technology. Pre-order your Commodore 77 before the corps shut it down. commodore.net/store/commodor…

Feeling terrible for the Rockstar Games team right now. Another event soured by leaks, just 9 days before launch.

Y’all should build a 1911 in your basement

The Trump administration stepped aside and allowed major parts of the National Firearms Act, a nearly century old gun law, to crumble under judicial scrutiny — bowing to pressure from Republican lawmakers and gun advocates nytimes.com/2026/08/13/us/po…

Orange pilled my mate down the pub last night. Honestly, it’s so simple once you explain it properly. I told him Bitcoin is just money you hold yourself. He liked that. Then he asked how you hold it. So I explained you buy a hardware wallet, but obviously not that one, and not that one either. Then I said don’t trust its randomness, you’ll want to generate your own entropy with dice. He said “like Monopoly dice?” Bless him. No, mate. Casino-grade precision dice, and verify they’re fair first, because a biased die is a biased seed. Then I said roll it 99 times. He asked why not fewer. I explained that anything less than 99 rolls gives you less entropy, and while 50 rolls and 12 words is technically unbreakable by every computer that will ever exist, we don’t do technically round here. We do 256 bits. He asked what a bit was. I told him not to worry about it. Then I explained you do this in a room with no phone, no smart speaker, no camera, ideally soundproofed, because the acoustics of a dice roll and your keystrokes are a side channel. He’d gone quiet by then, so I gave him a minute. Then I said you’ll want 3 seeds, not 1, because single points of failure are what wiped out 500 people last week. So that’s 297 dice rolls. Then multisig, 2-of-3, and you’ll need to back up the descriptor as well as the words, because 3 seeds alone won’t rebuild the wallet, and yes, that’s a fourth thing to lose. Then I said store the 3 backups in 3 separate locations, because if a burglar or a house fire gets two, you’ve achieved nothing. He asked where. I said somewhere fireproof, ideally stamped in steel, definitely not the loft. Then I mentioned the Faraday bag. And the airgap. And that you sign transactions by waving QR codes at a Raspberry Pi you built yourself. And that you should rehearse the whole thing on a parallel test network with fake coins first, obviously. He asked what happens if he gets it wrong. I said you lose everything forever, and nobody is coming to help you. Anyway, that’s another one onboarded. 💪

Thanks to a generous credit of tokens from @PPQdotAI , Kimi K3 and an ape with a laptop (me) have conducted the following analysis of a bunch of projects / companies wallet softwares. @Coinkite , @OPENDIME , @SeedSigner , @Bitkey , @bluewalletio , @PhoenixWallet , @SparrowWallet , @Trezor , @Blockstream , @Ledger , @BitBoxSwiss , @SpecterDIY , @ElectrumWallet , @SamouraiWallet 🟡 Yellow ≠ broken. None of the nine Yellow products has a confirmed fund-loss-by-default flaw. Yellow means at least one of: (a) something security-critical sits outside independent verification. i.e., closed firmware or secure-element code (Opendime, Ledger, open source please!), vendor-run recovery infrastructure (Phoenix/ACINQ, Jade's oracle, Bitkey's WSM); (b) a real but bounded weakness, such as a zero-work-factor KDF (BlueWallet), weak legacy KDFs on a hot wallet (Electrum), no-SE DIY hardware with thin maintenance (SpecterDIY), a just-patched vulnerability awaiting its report (Bitkey); or (c) a dead/unmaintained product whose crypto reviewed clean (free Samourai!). In every case the entropy/key-generation path itself was reviewed and found sound unless the cell says otherwise.