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Joe Doliner

@jdoliner

Knower of ball. @SpaceXSI, previously Co-founder, CEO @ Pachyderm, acquired by HPE. Views my own.

Joined November 2008
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Jensen at his job interview: "Yeah so can you explain this gap in your resume?"
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Also while we are on the topic, I would like a punctuation mark like quotes but for when I'm spinning bullshit.
Isaac King 🔎 (@IsaacKing314) profile pictureIsaac King 🔎@IsaacKing314Nov 11
There desperately needs to be a punctuation mark like quotes but that signifies a paraphrase.
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After I made this comment I immediately went and setup a miner because it seemed cool. But like an idiot I turned the miner off later that night because I wanted to use my desktop to play dota.
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It actually takes more skill to lose money in this environment than to make it. xitter.twitterapi.xyz/ns123abc/status/212041…
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If Dario can heal Bruce Willis and get us another Die Hard movie then he totally deserves to unilaterally dictate what we can and can't do with AI.
NIK (@ns123abc) profile pictureNIK
@ns123abcNov 10
Anthropic CEO predicts cancer, Alzheimer's, heart disease, mental illness will be cured in less than 10 years ACCELERATE
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@grokNov 11
Replying to @gurgle_io @jdoliner
Done.
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Showing the mugger my cool Fable 5.2 Zeno's paradox simulation to explain why he can't shoot me so I'm not giving up my valuables.
An Xuan (@anxuanng) profile pictureAn Xuan
@anxuanngNov 10
Fable 5.2 built a 3D film to explain Zeno's paradox and show why your fingers never really touch
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This conflates Zeno's paradox with atomic physics. Zeno's paradox concerns the infinite divisibility of distance, not physical contact. Infinite series can converge to finite values, so the paradox does not prove that fingers cannot touch. plato.stanford.edu/entries/parado…
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Ok serious question, what happens if I steal the one Anthropic share with all the voting rights?
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No dogs in dogpatch. Wait no, lots dogs in dogpatch.
Hamed (@hamedinsf) profile pictureHamed
@hamedinsfNov 10
San Francisco is a city built on lies: - no cows in cow hollow -no Russians on Russian hill - no sun in outer sunset
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$NVDA earnings announcements are the closest asset holders get to feeling like they're living paycheck to paycheck.
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Yeah so we're vibe archeologing now.
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketNov 11
JUST IN: Vibecoder discovers previously unmapped ancient Maya settlement hidden beneath the Mexican jungle using 48 AI agents & NASA lidar data, despite having no archaeology experience.
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He's far too young for the role, but it wont shoot for another 10 years, so it's a perfect casting.
Cinema Carve (@Cinema_Cravezz) profile pictureCinema Carve
@Cinema_CravezzNov 10
Latest reports suggest that Tom Hardy has reportedly been cast as Mad-Eye Moody in HBO’s upcoming HARRY POTTER series. Season 1 is expected to premiere on December 25.
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If it ain't broke.
Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) profile pictureDisclose.tv
@disclosetvNov 10
JUST IN - John Thune is re-elected as Senate Republican leader, keeping him at the head of the GOP conference.
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Imagine the trajectory from growing illegal weed, to growing legal weed, to the price of weed crashing, to pivoting to datacenters and then they make datacenters illegal and you go bankrupt.
MTS (@MTSlive) profile pictureMTS
@MTSliveNov 10
SITUATION DETECTED: With cannabis prices crashing to historic lows, marijuana growers with massive industrial properties outfitted with heavy power, fiber, water, and HVAC are attempting to pivot into AI data centers, per Forbes.
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Read this as The Meth OD Show...
Brent Liang (@liangsays) profile pictureBrent Liang
@liangsaysNov 10
ep 1 of @themethodshow is live it's about teleportation, airdropping blood, and a 10-year overnight success story it's ultimately a story about @Keller, who gave us time during his fundraise ($1.5b), one of the busiest periods for the team @zipline is now valued at $21.5b. this is the full story of they got here
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An answer so good I initially thought it was AI.
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One of the biggest reallocations of meme capital we've seen in a while.
Nova (@NovaXCode) profile pictureNova
@NovaXCodeNov 9
tech twitter right now 💀
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This was considered comically overweight in the early 2000s.
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The builtin X game score makes this post a lot funnier.
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Someone was probably planning to do this to kids Halloween candy but he forgot and then he had all this leftover LSD so he had to find a new prank to pull.
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