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I am actually Noah Sebastian’s very very close friend and he does three backflips and does some weed before going on stage!! (100% real)
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If your husband is going to let power and wealth corrupt him, no amount of plastic surgery is going to stop that
If your husband reaches a certain level of wealth or status, you need to start looking after yourself more. Get the boobs done, get the facelift (if older than 35), and wear the mini skirt to his office unannounced. A man’s morality is tested under power, but there’s nothing birthday sex on a random Tuesday can’t fix.
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The baby is like "Chill mom!"
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goodbye hot supergirl who beat up pedophiles and rescued little girls who were kidnapped and sold to sex traffickers, i will miss you so much
goodbye pro-palestine superman, i will miss you so much
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He will tell you to stop acting a certain way, only to cheat on you with a woman who behaves exactly like that.
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Apparently you can accidentally blow up a bunch of children and still keep your job. Republicans aren't people.
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male centered women are embarrassing as fuck
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this is his navy seal ass childhood pr training way of saying fuuuuuuck no
Daniel Radcliffe on the upcoming HBO ‘Harry Potter’ series: “I don’t know if I will [watch], honestly. I’ve watched, I’ve been in a lot of Harry Potter already… and also I don’t watch any TV… eight hours is a lot of anything to watch.” (via AP)
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this video has found you cause the universe wanted you to know that you too can be a chill and loving presence with clear, strong boundaries. it is not a contradiction.
🐵 "DON'T TOUCH MY BABY" 🐵 "Oh, let me help you with those things"
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Bad Omens hitting 1.5M on IG is perfect timing for an album announcement — under 1M about a year ago — UNSTOPPABLE OMENS 🔥
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"Women are so dramatic" Meanwhile the CEO of one of the largest tech companies cheated on his wife of over 40 years thinking a spy was interested in him, resulting in tanking the market and potentially winning the award for most expensive divorce in history
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When maga tries to be funny but can’t spell “anti guns”
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Of course your abuser doesn’t remember their abuse. For you it was trauma. For them it was Tuesday.
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Every man is anti abortion until his side girl gets knocked up. Then he’s begging her to find the nearest planned parenthood to save his marriage.
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If being a housewife were so great, men would have already started doing it.
Literally 🤡 🤡
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two weeks earlier. But when the lecturer asked to see the shared document history, her work was still there, along with the dates she had made every edit. It turned out the group leader had copied her research into a separate document, removed her name, and submitted it as his own. He was given a chance to explain, but his excuse was that he had done the final formatting. The lecturer gave the student full credit for her contribution and marked the group leader down for academic dishonesty.
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A university student was accused of deliberately failing a group project after her name was missing from the final submission. She had done most of the research, so the lecturer asked everyone to explain what happened. The group leader claimed she had stopped contributing..
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A man. Particularly a man you know very well.
What's something people don't realise could instantly k*Il you?
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