Jeri

I spent 27 years with an angry moody man. I'm done with that nonsense. I need a happy, chill dude in my life.

And we wear them winter, spring, summer or fall.

Pedicure this morning. Maybe I’ll go with blue

Anybody watching Starlink? Make sure they aren’t up to any shenanigans?

Quit posting Reddit threads. If I wanted to read Reddit threads I’d be on Reddit.

Too many of y’all are writing stories not tweets.

My friend gave me a cue ball! ❤️

Engage 🖖

Make it so

Where’s my Earl Grey? I need some Earl Grey!!

Every one just be quiet. Captain Picard has died and I don’t want to hear any of your bullshit.

These newbie randos need to get out of my bar and my pool space.

Because he sucks and we don’t.

I’m a dirty white boy. 🎸🎱🍻🍻

Y’all be quiet I’m hiding from the lawn guy

Cheers y’all! I’m tired. Let’s drink. 🎱🎸🍻

Fine. I’ll get up and get ready for work. But I’m not happy about it.

Rack em and stack em! Cheers! 🎱🎸🥃🍻

Person that always sleeps through their alarm: “Man, I always sleep through my alarm. It just doesn’t wake me up!” Their alarm: The sound of gently pouring rain

I don’t think ever in my life have I seen something get cheaper.