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Washington, DC
Joined June 2023
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Damning. Slightly
They don’t even read books submitted by men But when the men submit as women their writing is considered better than any female author
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They should use this for death row inmates to solve the rationalist/EA debates on suffering
we have a winner for the most absurd AI startup ever this Peter Thiel backed company uses AI robots to stab fish in the brain so they taste better and last up to 3x longer it's called Shinkei and it modernizes a centuries-old Japanese technique dozens of Michelin-star restaurants are already lining up to buy the fish here's how it works: > the problem is when a fish gets caught, it usually just suffocates on the boat > that stress floods the meat with hormones and lactic acid, which hurts the flavor and texture > the old Japanese fix for this was spiking the fish through the brain right after the catch, which stops all that > but doing it by hand is impractical for most American fishing crews > so Shinkei built a fridge-sized robot that sits right on the boat's deck > the crew feeds in a fish and AI identifies the exact species, so it knows exactly where the brain and gills are > the robot then drives the spike through the brain and cuts near the gills in about 7 seconds > the fish goes into an ice slurry so the blood drains out > so the fish doesn't sit there stressing out, and that tasty flavor and texture is preserved example number 5,392,417 of how AI can be applied to literally anything
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Case of looping on the DC Metro yesterday, some girl on a black-on-black phone call standing at the end of the car. I hear yelling, which is one thing, but it begins “WHY WOULD YOU DO DAT? WHY WOULD YOU DO DAT?” and continues to set in for me that it’s a loop. The air in the car becomes heavy with tension as it does when something happens out of the ordinary in any subway. Being trapped underground is very psychological. “WHY WOULD YOU DO DAT? WHY-WOULD-YOU-DO-DAT?” The classic cadence of a chant mixed with an implied “👏” emoji. I start counting the loop. 10. 20. Jesus. I want to look but I can’t turn my head because that’s how you draw their attention and ire. The loop changes after about 40: “WHY THO? WHY THO? WHY THO? WHY-THO?” I see some subway-sunglasses woman do that frown into her phone. I can’t see. The reflections in the windows are all stiff necked passengers. No one dares. My stop is next so I get up and casually crane my head to look at my watch and the perpetrator. Normal looking 120lb young black woman in black-polyester-shell n jeans highschooler clothing or maybe early 20s. Huh. I would hate to live in a hell where talking to someone on the phone like that is normal.
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This timeline is frying me
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We are looking at an abysmal reckoning for Europe any way you cut it.
Poland is in the midst of a coup, and it reveals a cracked mirror of America’s future if Republicans lose their grip on power. This is what happens when the Right allows its enemies to consolidate power. This is what happens when we allow ourselves to suffer even a single electoral defeat. For eight years, PiS governed Poland, defied Brussels on immigration and national sovereignty, and presided over an economic golden age that made the country the envy of Europe. Then the globalist Eurocrats won ONE election, and their first order of business was to launch a coup to “restore Poland’s constitutional institutions.” We’ve watched this same grotesque charade unfold in Brazil, England, France, Italy, Germany, and America. The Left has reduced democracy to a simple proposition: elections are legitimate only when they win, courts are independent only when their judges obey, and opposition is legitimate only when it is powerless. Every conservative in America and the West must understand this lesson. These people do not regard us as legitimate political opposition. They regard us as an obstacle to be neutralized, and they will invoke every sacred principle of liberal democracy to justify doing so. Not because they believe in those principles, but because they know YOU do. And they know how to weaponize that belief against you. The Right has spent generations perfecting the art of losing gracefully and demonstrating how weak and merciful it will be in power. The Left has spent those same generations destroying everything we hold dear. Enough. No more unilateral disarmament. No more mercy masquerading as principle. No more waxing poetic about decorum and restraint. No more accelerationist cope about how losing is somehow winning. Our constitutions are not suicide pacts. We are under no obligation to surrender the institutions of our homelands to those determined to dismantle them. The crown lies in the gutter. It is time for the Right to pick it up with the tip of its sword and place it upon its head. Permanently. Otherwise, there will be nothing left to rule.
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Seems like the wretched refuse of their teeming shores wants to spread their filth
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My politics is monke realism:
what's really, really funny about this is that they studied this exact thing in monkeys before & TLDR the monkeys would in fact put their top monkeys on a magazine cover & even surrender their own bananas to see him. 🍌🦧 oo ooo EEE ee 🦍
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at some point you gotta stop consuming 'red pill epic takedowns of progressivism' and just focus on solidifying the political base man
A protester holds a sign reading "F*** him right in the neck hole" in front of the "Pick Up the Mic" event with Alex Stein at the University of Oregon, mocking Charlie Kirk's assassination. Charlie was assassinated last year at Utah Valley University during his American Comeback Tour. "Pick Up the Mic" was launched after his death to carry on his campus debates. @TaylerUSA | @TPUSA
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"Russia has shat in my pants!"
🇪🇺🇷🇺 Ursula von der Leyen says RUSSIA IS USING MASS MIGRATION as a weapon against EUROPE The EU chief accuses Russia of deliberately pushing migrants toward European borders to overwhelm authorities, spread fear and divide the continent. She now wants new emergency powers to deal with these situations. Brussels has SPENT YEARS defending migration and asylum as part of Europe's values. Now it's warning that hostile governments can exploit those same systems to destabilize Europe. Completely ridiculous. And pretty revealing who is actually behind it all... Writer: Oliver
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BioWare kicked rocks because of their sins and karma
I guess I can say it now - so when applicants would apply to the studio, the producer would go through their LinkedIn to see what posts they liked, and if he disagreed with their political/social Like, he'd advocate not to hire them based on their Like.
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Oh you like classic Art? And you like Islam? Pick one
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Imagine watching an 80s movie as an 8 year old boy and society is white and friendly and fun and your libtard parent says “ugh, things are better now because of diversity and inclusion” and then she pauses to rant about frat boy gang rape
imagine being an 8-year-old boy trying to watch a family christmas movie and your dad pauses it to go on a schizo rant about the Great Replacement Theory
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Elon just used pressurized air jets to land a car that he drove up a wall
🔥 Elon Musk says the Tesla Roadster’s suction system can pull up to 2G’s and will “crush every track record that has ever existed”
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Allowing fraud is how you help brown people succeed. Read that again
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How does this affect you personally
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A European has to be personally penetrated through rape before they will consider any sort of self-reflection
Europas ledare har lyckats med ett otroligt geopolitiskt hattrick: Man gjorde sig beroende av Ryssland för energi, Kina för handel och USA för sin säkerhet, och har på något vänster lyckats bli ovän med alla tre samtidigt. Ett rent mästerverk i självskadebeteende.
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Goodbye California
Replying to @PirateWires
Prop 40 // One-Time Wealth Tax for State-Funded Healthcare, Education, and Food Assistance Programs Initiative No. Well, it’s time to talk about the “wealth tax.” Look, we’re not going to mince words here, if this thing passes it will be the end of our state. The “wealth tax” is our AI apocalypse. This is our Doom. We’ve been writing about this thing for a year now. A very, very, very long story short: the state’s largest healthcare union wants to launch a new kind of tax, which we have never before seen in the history of this country, which would assess the total net worth of all billionaires in the state, and then seize five percent. This is not an income tax. This is not a tax on an opt-in purchase of a finite resource (land) used to service that purchase with public resources. This is an inescapable, unavoidable seizing of property unlike anything we have ever seen. Vote no. Vote no as if your life depended on it. This is not a simple matter of disagreement. If you meet someone in the real world supporting this, they are a bad person. Please tell them.
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Hang it in the Smithsonian
For God's sake, what has happened to men that they let young women go through this on their own?
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America WILL win!!
.@POTUS announces construction of the largest new shipyard in the United States since WWII at Sparrows Point in Maryland — with @anduriltech's $3.7B investment alongside the Navy's $2.9B contribution.
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they're grooming bureaucrats with any asymmetrical trusted approval power to commit fraud
“Something must be done” - none of these posts are ever in the active voice, it’s always “someone should do something!”
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