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It's just a ride.

NYC by way of Overland Park
Joined February 2010
You know what the best part of my day is? It's for about ten seconds from when I wake up to when I open Twitter. Because I think maybe I'll click the icon and Twitter won't be there. No goodbye, no see you later, no nothin'. Just gone.
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In Cheech and Chong’s Nice Dreams, Stacy Keach smokes a strain of marijuana that turns him into a lizard. RIP.
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Does the good doctor also plan on doing anything about RFK Jr.? It's his fault we have an anti-science, pro-measles vaccine denier running HHS, maybe he could try and right that wrong before his term ends.
GOP Sen. Bill Cassidy tells us of Hegseth impeachment: “I’d be open to a trial”
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I wonder if anyone will believe Trump wrote this. Not that he didn't physically put Sharpie to paper, but that he came up with these words.
NEW The New York Times has obtained the letter President Trump left for President Biden in the Oval Office in 2021. The letter — which Trump wrote by hand using his signature black Sharpie — is printed in Biden’s forthcoming presidential memoir. Full Story: nyti.ms/4zbXc6m
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Yes, Hegseth should be impeached. But so should RFK Jr. We're in the midst of so many measles outbreaks we might lose our elimination status. The guy has been a disaster at HHS and children are literally dying because of his incompetence and refusal to fully support vaccines.
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In Medieval times, some smiths believed the urine of redheaded boys was the quenching liquid that gave Damascus Steel it's magic properties.
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Who’s dumb enough to buy this line from Trump? He is not backing away from hardline immigration policy. He just made Stephen Miller his chief of staff.
Trump backs away from hardline immigration policy after midterms blowout: 'I think it was too tough' trib.al/etvFjiV
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The sway back to democrats in the 2026 midterms means one thing: America’s got Big D energy again.
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Biblical is right. This was blotting out the name of Amalek level of retribution against Trump and his ideals.
A biblical wipeout for the Republicans…” WATCH: @guypbenson reacts to shock election results paving way for “a very different Congress come January”
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Yeah, but for a trillionaire, that’s nothing. That’s like a millionaire spending $500.
Just thinking about the remarkable fact that Elon Musk will have dropped nearly a half a billion dollars on this election with no return... wow.
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More like James TalaRico Suave.
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It’s a Blue Wave. A Bluenami. A Blurricane. A Blurthquake.
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That respite in the mental hospital in Ohio seems to have invigorated Talarico’s campaign, he’s been on a tear ever since getting over his nervous breakdown.
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"Your paper ballots are too thick."
🚨 BREAKING: Westchester County election officials have confirmed the cause of widespread voting machine problems across the county this morning: paper ballots are too thick for the machines to accept. @News12WC
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Pres. Trump in his 'closing argument' at the Reflecting Pool Monday afternoon, on his 2nd term so far: 'I've kept every promise I made, I've kept many more promises than I made. Many more.'
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Here’s a guy on the Bozo the Clown show circa 1983 explaining to a bunch of 6 year olds why the movie Halloween isn’t scary. Sorry for the quality, it was transferred a few years ago from a 40-something year old betamax. youtu.be/UQDA0uFu1Zg?is=uWJM…
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Remember socially distant trick or treating? Covid Halloween turned a lot of people into amateur engineers.
We have our trick-or-treat tube up! So far, very successful.
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Everyone be sure to check your kid’s Halloween candy. Last year my son got this puzzle box and when he solved it, it was filled with peanut butter cups, not a hedonistic world where pain is indistinguishable from pleasure.
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