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LARP
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Master Chief is literally space ice
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Master Chief fought aliens you moron.
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@linesonwhite
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Delusional.
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"Oh boy I wonder what kinda humor leftist hav-" Murder. The punchline is always murder.
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"A fictional character from my beloved series would ABSOLUTELY agree with m..."
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Master chief is literally a space ice agent lmao
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Halo is literally about killing aliens btw 🥀💔
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"Fictional character agrees with me, so I'm right" So you don't understand why Spartans were made, huh?
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Wasn’t he literally made to kill freedom fighters?
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"My favorite fictional character would murder you!" Is a wild stance to take. Especially given it's Master Chief XD
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Yeah the guy who fights against invasions is totally going to be against people that stop invasions.
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But master chief is an ICE agent. or at least a space ICE agent.
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What did Spartans do before the covenant showed up? 🤔
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Lmfao, this is so ass backwards I can’t even begin to explain
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That’s my Chief right there!—
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so the joke is more violence. How surprising.
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Nigga master chief was made to part of an anti-seccesionist death squad. He is the ICE agent.
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Before people talk about aliens - Covenant are a non-human expansionist empire. Immigrants are other humans. The idea that humans would deny entry to OTHER HUMANS, immigrants and refugees because of skin color of language would be insane to him.
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Chief would give him an empty plasma pistol and be on his way
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these motherfuckers would allow the flood to escape
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He would absolutely do this
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The master chief, spawn of a quasi totalitarian regime, notably loves aliens
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Snowflakes are gonna get mad at this one
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“The only border I recognize is a gravity well” -John Haloman
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John Halo is an ICE agent
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Chief would not do that.
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Unsc same guys that crushed a rebelion of people how wanted to eat and be free….
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He is a lawful officer so chief would actually help him
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You.......you do know what Master Chief's original purpose is right????? It was to kill people rebelling against the UNSC that's why the Spartans were created......... he would never kill someone working for the government because he kills people fighting back against it
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Yeah.... except this wouldn't happen.
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Justice has been properly served
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