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Every time you complain about my carbon footprint, I set a lithium battery on fire.

Earth c. 1984 - 1987
Joined March 2022
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We cannot let Michigan get a nuclear weapon
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This was simple. The Left voted like their ideology depended on it, because it did. The right stayed home because they were pissed off at their mandate being ignored by the senate etc. The GOP has 2 years to convince us they will do what we elected them for. This can only be accomplished by excising the worthless neocon boomers from leadership positions. The GOP needs to make an example of their failures. Will it happen? Doubt it. Positives: Trump is still there and has the power of the executive to go scorched earth to enforce his agenda. We still have free speech and the legacy media no longer controls the narrative.
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My wife: "I didn't know any of them so I voted for the men." Re: the nonpartisan parts
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Don’t ever vote for a Democrat
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Even at 30,000 feet, she still found a curb to hit…
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Replying to @60Minutes
NOT a Texas father! He is an ILLEGAL ALIEN from Mali with a final order of removal from a judge, who said he’s homosexual in order to dodge deportation - despite having a wife and two kids at home. Wonder why @60Minutes didn’t ask him about that.
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Hmm, let’s see what kind of people @katy4congress is engaging with over on BlueSk- OH DEAR LORD 🫪
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Repealing the 19th Amendment needs to be a more mainstream position. Universal suffrage is a mistake.
Three Female Jurors on the Lindsay Clancy trial just threw a FIT on Live TV over the brave juror who REFUSED to let Clancy off the hook with MURDER. Of course the jury was made up of EXACTLY who you’d expect. One of them even says she was “EXCITED” to start filling out her “Not Guilty” forms before the lone juror said he was standing his ground. How can so many women bring themselves to defend someone who murdered their own children? We also deserve to know how Lindsay Clancy’s attorney had intimate knowledge of the jury deliberations. Did one of them leak?
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Maybe if her mother has post-partum depression?
in what situation would a kid need this?
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Pew Research put a quiz on r/politics and revealed the subreddit is 97% left leaning, with nearly half being the farthest left the poll counted. Reddit is an echochamber, discourse is dead on that site.
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Looking back, this was kind of a harsh line
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My speech to the Libertarian Party national convention. The Libertarian Party has become detrimental to the cause of liberty.
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300, but instead of Gerard Butler, it’s Elliot Page.
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Can’t believe Trump told Iran to “open the fuckin’ straight.” I miss normal times when Biden would say things like “sfddghhhkjjjytssghtmn.”
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the Ayatollah hearing "Fortunate Son" while balls deep in a goat
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The gaslighting from the left about what is happening in LA is giving me Deja vu to the BLM race riots of 2020. "Mostly peaceful".. "Protestors" Impeding federal law is not a protest, it's a crime. And doing it en masse to subvert the will of the people is textbook terrorism.
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Good morning.
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Trumpstar defeating the world using his stand "Tariff".
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