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How to Introduce Your Kids to Classical Music (When You Don’t Know Much About It)
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It would have been Disco Grandma's 90th birthday. She always liked to tell us she was born on Armistice Day, because that's what they called it when she was little.
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SF Gate writer is mad that kids are doing the wrong kinds of drugs. sfgate.com/local/article/sf-…
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My dad’s mom was a big music lady. Played organ for church choir. Got a baby grand as a retirement gift from Grandpa.
She’s who first showed me CDs in 1988.
Replying to @Rudly_Stamped
My Silent Gen grandmas? Were all, this got us to the moon. Even Jesusy Grandma thought CDs were the coolest thing ever.
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If you really want to complain about Boomers? “Clueless on purpose.”
It’s not just clueless about the state of the world. It’s clueless about stuff they needed to know for their own sakes.
Replying to @maenadea @Rudly_Stamped
I’ll give my dad credit. He knows he’s At Risk. He asks about things, but he stayed clueless on purpose.
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No, see. He can hear himself THROUGH THE COMPUTER, which means they can fix it remotely.
Replying to @marklevinshow
Do you have a second landline? Can't be on the phone and AOL at the same time.
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No.
Folks, I have spent literally the entire day trying to get someone at AOL to unlock my email. For the last eight hours, I have been told that the issue has been escalated to supervisors who would contact me. I haven't heard a thing.
You would think that, since I'm one of the last human beings on the face of the Earth still using AOL, they would take care of this. You'd be wrong.
So, once this gets resolved, hopefully before the next presidential election, I'm dropping them. (I kept them this long out of convenience, but now I have no reason to keep them.)
I'll see you on the radio at 6 p.m., at which time I will address this further.
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It’s Detroit. Worse things could have happened. Did they pay their fare?
Transit officials in Detroit said they are looking into a recent incident in which two horses were captured on video briefly boarding a public bus.
Read more: abcnews.visitlink.me/gzy33d
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…why would you teach grandmother to suck eggs?
Replying to @RosieCampbell
“In [the] future” gets me constantly (I write it a lot in this job as you can imagine). But it’s the idioms that are much worse. Recent confusion over: “studs up”; “teaching grandmother to suck eggs”; “spanner in the works”. They don’t call it a spanner!!
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This managed to make every mad. Pro-choice accounts. Pro-life accounts. Anyone who’s had a miscarriage.
What happens at home after abortions matters.
Abortion pill providers have allowed countless women to abort their children at home without advising on proper disposal, leading to fetal, medical, and other biological remains entering our sewer systems.
If at-home abortion pills can be provided under current law, then I am going to make sure they are regulated responsibly.
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Every year, after Christmas, our local park is full of these, that someone got as gift after giving their wives no Christmas list, playing the most annoying music imaginable.
It's good to have traditions.
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Every single day, I see accounts here, based in some other country, ranting about how America has no culture, and their *entire account* is dedicated to being a deranged pop stan for some former Nickelodeon child star from the US.
It is nice that the youth are dumb everywhere.




























