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Co-founder of https://xitter.twitterapi.xyz/t.co/CFUQCmsMsl.

United Kingdom
Joined November 2006
Day 151 of our 2-day @IKEAUK kitchen installation. We’re onto our thirteenth Ikea team member. So much hope, dreams will be dashed. I think we’re part of the ‘how to screw over a customer’ training now @IKEAUKSupport @IngkaGroup #Ikea #kitchen #ikeakitchens #ikeakitchendisaster
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Day 125 (yes 125 days) of our 2-day Ikea kitchen installation. Ashton at Ikea has gone silent, along with Alex, Maxine, Henry, Mohammed, Henrick, Liisi, Laura, Anca, Elena, and Sophie. Who next? @IKEAUKSupport @IKEAUK @IngkaGroup #Ikea #kitchen #ikeakitchens #ikeakitchendisaster
Day 88 of our 2-day Ikea kitchen installation. Ashton is next’up to ‘sort it out’ at Ikee, along with Alex, Maxine, Henry, Mohammed, Henrick, Liisi, Laura, Anca, Elena, and Sophie. @IKEAUKSupport @IKEAUK @IngkaGroup ? #Ikea #kitchen #ikeakitchens #ikeakitchendisaster
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Day 77 of our 2 day Ikea kitchen installation. Alex, Maxine, Henry, Mohammed, Henrick, Liisi, Laura, Anca, Elena, nor Sophie have helped manage to get our kitchen fitted. Who's next at @IKEAUKSupport @IKEAUK @IngkaGroup ? #Ikea #kitchen #ikeakitchens #ikeakitchendisaster
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67th day of our 2-day @IKEAUKSupport @IKEAUK kitchen fit. ‘Someone will contact you in 48 hrs’… 96 hrs ago. Thanks.
Replying to @IKEAUKSupport
@IKEAUKSupport Does your ‘Fittings in progress’ team exist? I’ve had about six different names of account managers who never solved our saga. All sound like Ikea desk table top names. #ikea #ikeakitchen #shambles
Ikea: ‘The fitter will be back to you on Wed 22 June’… Me: ‘22nd, yeh?’ Ikea: ‘No, 27th, Monday’. Me: ‘Hi Ikea, it’s Monday 27th, no fitter here’. Ikea: ‘What? LOL, we never said that’. True story. #ikea #ikeakitchen #shambles @IKEAUK @IKEAUKSupport
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60th day of our 2 day IKEA kitchen fitting (no joke). The joke is Ikea’s kitchen fitting team. Absolute shambles. Expecting their Twitter support bot to reply any second now @IKEAUK @IKEAUKSupport #ikea #shambles #ikeakitchen
Replying to @IKEAUKSupport
@IKEAUKSupport Still waiting for your response when you asked for my details about a failed kitchen installation. Absolutely no one has bothered getting in touch from Ikea, despite all my sent emails asking for help. Useless.
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Replying to @LiverpoolFCW
@LiverpoolFCW Any news when the youth trials are for the 2019-2020 season? Asking for my footy mad daughter :)
The reason I have such a cool Twitter username (I was user 50,000 something) 🤩 ... #MyTwitterAnniversary – at Hoylake, England
Any West Kirby dads interested in playing footy 7pm every Friday? We play at Pensby astro pitches each week, 8-a-side. Msg me if interested. Ability not a consideration 🙂 Please pass it on! #westkirby #football #dads #wirral – at Hoylake, England
Just found a Google Maps forest fire on the side of a mountain, Snowdonia – who do I need to call? #GoogleMaps #fire
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Not a bad half dat 😁 #lfc #lfcvcity
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Just permanently deleted my Facebook account - at last! – at City of London, London
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Could watch that back heel all night long #LFC #firmino – at Hoylake, England
Today my daughter is doing a 24hr sponsored silence for @DementiaUK - this is the best charity event I’ll ever attend 😁 – at Hoylake, England
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@foxpaul instagram.com/p/BeKlcOYhfDD/ – at Hoylake, England
‘Royalty exploiting the poor’ shocker – at Hoylake, England
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Not really a fan, but great to see Polaroid is back! uk.polaroidoriginals.com/?rf…