no thanks

went to the bar after work and this dude gave me a sex on the beach??? ive never heard of this but it was so good

i did not feel joy. this tasted awful as well.

mmmmm

a deer just ran out infront of me right outside my job ive never been that close to hitting something. i saw movement and slammed my breaks and suddenly a deer was inches from my car they are so fucking fast

now my boyfriend wants to leave me fuck you fine go get a fucking cnc bunni discord egirl im sure youd be happier

i better experience joy and bliss ive never known before after drinking this

cutting myself in my fucking van like pussy coward dumb bitch i hate my life

i want my mommy and daddy and i want to take a bath and i want to eat food made for me and smoke and talk and argue and feel loved

i miss my parents so much

no you arent filipino youre just retarded

any of my chronic pain oomfs this shit works wonders, highly highly recommend

leaving my cute bra in the shared bathroom so my trans roommate will feel body dysmorphia you go low I GO LOWER

ate chili last night. stuck on toilet. it hurts SO BAD

i love my dad

can i make a new slur? troid - transgender foid/moid 🤔

for any of u freaks who like to see some drunk sh

guys ive been working so hard and got a new bed and a BED FRAME that is ADJUSTABLE WITH A REMOTE. ive been sleeping on a broken mattress on the floor. im so happy. most of my childhood i didnt have a bed frame. i wish younger me could come over.

i drunk

im disgusting

man