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Ashley Reese

@offbeatorbit

Writer. Widow. Worrywart. Hates mint chocolate. Got the girlies pressed. #fuckcancer 💌 BAD BRAIN newsletter ↴

 NYC via LA
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Joined February 2009
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Bad news for all my haters.
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having a life outside of the internet really makes you realize that some of you people are unnecessarily weird and cruel. i am begging you to go out and talk to real people.
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Twiggy ✶@doemisu1h
And if the Sabrina carpenter busssss Crashes into usssss
Sabrina Carpenter Diary (@sabrinadiarycn) profile pictureSabrina Carpenter Diary@sabrinadiarycn12h
love these pretty brinabus
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matt bernstein@mattxiv3h
israel bombed a palestinian hospital yesterday murdering a beloved surgeon, a 13 year old, and four other people, but i’m glad the new israeli multimillionaire film executive makes israeli multimillionaire actress gal gadot feel safe ❤️
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Gal Gadot Says Skydance Co-CEO Ynon Kreiz 'Gives Me Hope' Against Antisemitism: 'I’m Frightened by How Quickly Hatred of Jews Is Spreading' variety.com/2026/film/news/g…
Gal Gadot Says Skydance Co-CEO Ynon Kreiz ‘Gives Me Hope’ Against Antisemitism: ‘I’m Frightened by...

Gal Gadot Says Skydance Co-CEO Ynon Kreiz ‘Gives Me Hope’ Against Antisemitism: ‘I’m Frightened by...

Gal Gadot says new Skydance co-CEO Ynon Kreiz gives her hope against antisemitism and she is frightened by how quickly Jewish hatred has spread.

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Zach Blum@BigRooster3210h
A 1930 building at 1321 Flatbush Ave, Brooklyn, collapsed yesterday. It had 40 Class B and 21 Class C immediately hazardous violations—risks so severe they must be fixed right away. Last recorded inspection was April 2026. We need mandatory inspections before another life is lost
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It should be illegal to plan a bday party when mercury is in retrograde
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gofund.me/40f0fa9b9 Anything helps. Anything at all 💜 Love you all to pieces.
Donate to Helping a Mother and Children Find Safe Housing, organized by Aziah King

Donate to Helping a Mother and Children Find Safe Housing, organized by Aziah King

Help a Single Mother Find a Safe Place to Call Home I never imagi… Aziah King needs your support for Helping a Mother and Children Find Safe Housing

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Will 🦥 Menaker@willmenaker2h
Totally and completely agree, but it's time to let the hair go brother.
The Resonance (@Partisan_12) profile pictureThe Resonance
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🇺🇸Richard Ojeda: “Iran war is unacceptable. We need to end this war now.” “We're not the good guys. The good guys don't bomb children in schools. The good guys do not bomb children hospitals. You know, we're in the wrong here, and that's just the way that it is..”
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SOLAECLIPSE™️@DrinkSolaPop1h
I hate when ppl talk about cycling as if it's some "gentrifier", white/wealthy thing. It's the cheapest mode of transit. I see young kids with friends on bikes uptown. I see old Black men on bikes all over BK and Queens. I guess they don't count though.
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Samuel Levine@saalevine9h
New York City is on the verge of banning surveillance pricing. As a new Congress weighs how to tackle the affordability crisis, we’re showing what’s possible.
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LITERALLY.
SOLAECLIPSE™️ (@DrinkSolaPop) profile pictureSOLAECLIPSE™️@DrinkSolaPop1h
"Community input" sounds cool in theory until you go to a Community Board meeting. You soon realize the monied and privileged residents STILL get preference in such a process. The worst part is, you can't vote them out. Some of the most classist racist anti-renter ppl are on CBs
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He was really fucking everyone omg 😭
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Former Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang allegedly had a third affair, according to a report from Reuters. All three of his alleged affairs exposed so far this week have been with a suspected Chinese spy, an executive, and another employee at the company. (reuters.com/technology/forme…)
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ant@acidforants2h
HUMPBACK WHALE ON THE HUDSON RIVER FROM MANHATTAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We really don’t need that 🫩
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After 10 years, Twitter/X has increased the limit of photos/videos per post from 4 to 20.
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New York runs on nonbinary baristas & Yemeni or Dominican deli men
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new york runs on dunkin and only dunkin
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FLEEKNIK@Judnikki3h
they’re cooked.
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
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Mamdani: If there is anyone or any entity operating in this city that bears responsibility for what happened, we will hold them fully accountable.
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DC gym shooter ID'd as Dr. Matt Lambert - who went berserk at HOA over black mold in his $1.1M apartment trib.al/zsWz9bv
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Dakota Johnson and MGK out for a date night in Los Angeles, CA.
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CLTR UNFLTRD 🪩✨ (@masanimusa) profile picture
CLTR UNFLTRD 🪩✨
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A family is facing possibly being displaced following the Flatbush building collapse gofund.me/8d87e2d4d
Donate to Support for the Family After the Flatbush Collapse, organized by Charles Koffi-Oyoua

Donate to Support for the Family After the Flatbush Collapse, organized by Charles Koffi-Oyoua

This year has been a real doozy for me and my family. My wife… Charles Koffi-Oyoua needs your support for Support for the Family After the Flatbush Collapse

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R&B artists used to go on Family Matters to sing to Laura Winslow, nobody wanna work anymore
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Improved bus lanes don’t help Black, Latino, and Asian communities? Please bffr man.
BKBloodRaven (@Stormborn_Bk) profile pictureBKBloodRaven@Stormborn_Bk3h
2026 ballot proposals didn’t cause this but a point has to be made that voting Yes on these proposals to fast track building, bike lane and bus lanes doesnt not benefit communities especially black, latino and Asian communities
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Like I said…
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BKBloodRaven (@Stormborn_Bk) profile pictureBKBloodRaven@Stormborn_Bk2h
Replying to @HandNF
this is typically the response of white tranplants who dont live in neighborhoods not near transit or represent the view of native new yorkers who have family and kids and in the other boroughs and not manhattan.
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