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Lover of God. Travel addict. Father! Husband!! Windows/Azure certified AWS, DevOps, Network Engineer cyber security. Arsenal ❤️

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Joined March 2010
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Dear Lord, pls keep me healthy and sickness free while I’m getting rich. Amen.
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20 years in the house and you have never presented any bill that has successfully passed. Shame on you.
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Alaska, what’s up? 💙
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Tarrant county took the election very personal.
A Texas journalist’s live reaction as the election results came in on Election Night.
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Congratulations Senator Elect @scott_colom
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Immediately. I take a shower mostly with my wife, she is either in the bathroom or not too far away.
Pulse check: if you were to slip and fall in the shower today, how long might pass before someone discovers you?
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You wan bill me, you still dey vex say I no reply your message? 😂 😂 😂
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Pandoro. Ninu ofi, ninu ola, omo pandoro n dagba….
What is a group of Panda called?
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Je-ho-va!
Nigerians don’t know that you need to be experiencing an emergency for the 112 number to connect. Your phone scans your heart rate before allowing the call through. If you call while sitting comfortably on your couch, it won’t work. Let keke napep fall on your leg, then call 112.
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Show me your architecture. Cos what you are describing is very interesting.
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I have long considered how their business model developed and how they gained such broad social acceptance. Their access to personal data without being the government, along with their subscription contracts, is quite compelling. They enjoyed a strong run.
New bill filed this week would ban all Flock cameras in Texas
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Iwasi aye Taye koja oye yin but na person wey no born am supposed dey pay the school fees. Abi ko fe da fun Taye ni? If you like, allow them stress you till you die o.
Listen to the voice note , it will trigger you o but sha calm down hear am.
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Proud beggars? 😆🤣😂 talking down on you for saying NO. Ori yi ti yi danu. If you like, no prioritize yoursslf and your immediate family. Allow some unappreciative people to kill you.
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This is why once my free service is done at the dealership, na Walmart and Costco I dey carry my car go. Untll I buy my G wagon sha. But for now, na Walmart oil change 😂
Took my Car for servicing at Halfords Got Quoted £275 , Okay proceed because Na hybrid and relatively new. Didn’t want to go to the service centre Why did I get a list of 4 different stuffs with £1100 quote on top the £275. Na so I scream , STOP! But the servicing is already done . Why did I get to the Car service centre this morning and all the listed stuff actually not necessary? I paid £40 for checks and they only changed the pollen filter This People style of stealing is extremely bold and dangerous
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One thing I can’t stand is people who think once they ask you for money, you must send it to them immediately as if you have a budget for them. You have not said anything to me in years, got my number from a group chat and you want my to solve your financial problems immediately
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To all who served and are serving to continue to keep us safe, thank you for your service. Happy Veterans Day! 🫡
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Ha! Issokay.
BREAKING: Verbal agreement in principle has been reached between Manchester United and Mauricio Pochettino to become the club’s next head coach 🚨
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He wears IWC, he sabi.
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Peter, eni iré lo… 😂 😂 😂
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What do you think the “shell” in the description mean? I know this may be for likes and retweets but make una dey try read o
What I ordered vs what I got 😭😭
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The product listing in the post is for a DIY "16-Slot 18650 Self-Assembly Power Bank Shell Kit" explicitly labeled "Batteries Not Included"; the unboxed item matches the advertised empty shell. x.com/Haywhy_F_X/sta… x.com/supremebeingfg… gajed.com/product/diy-16…
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