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Originally šŸ‡µšŸ‡±. Europe summers, LatAm winters. Thoughts on countries, money, real estate & Plan B options. ↓ Free Global Optionality Playbook ↓

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Joined August 2026
If your business requires you to answer every important question personally, changing countries won't make you free. It'll just give you better weather while answering Slack.
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In poor countries, the uniform is the only power most people will ever get. So they use all of it. Where you sit. When you speak. Whether your paperwork is "complete" today or never.
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One of the biggest mistakes is optimizing for the country. You should be optimizing for the life. The country is just infrastructure.
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Sometimes you arrive somewhere, fall in love with it, and just want to own a piece of it. That’s what happened to me with Dalmatia - Croatia. Did the research, bought the seaview land. Prices have roughly tripled since. I promised myself I will never sell it.
When AI makes almost everything cheap, what stays scarce? Land with water, sun and a climate people want to live in. Ideally, land that can feed itself. The more I talk about this, the more I think optionality will soon mean this too: living on your own land, able to switch off the internet and still be self-sufficient. After my trip to Porto and many conversations on this, I mapped the regions with a Mediterranean climate against what a hectare of farmland costs today. For now, Europe's best value sits in Alentejo, Dalmatia and Languedoc. Tuscany is the most resilient, but the market has already priced it in. California and the Cape, and potentially Central Chile, come next. This land can also earn a yield: solar, water rights, robot-run farming, olives and vines. And resilience plots for people who want their own water, energy and food, a trend I can already see coming. Would you invest in land chosen this way?
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Not many things can surprise Argentines back home. They’ve been through it all. Yet this guy is shocked by what he sees in Oslo - Norway. People in developing countries still see Europe as the promised land. A growing number of Europeans now see Latin America as the utopian alternative. Both places have real strengths and real problems. You don’t have to pick a side. Summer in Europe, winters in LatAm, money from American customers. Doesn’t get better than that.
šŸ‡³šŸ‡“ Un Argentino viajó a Oslo, Noruega y dice que es un asco. "Es un asco esto, parece Detroit. Son todos negros de m... Lleno de musulmanes. Hay muchos putos tambiĆ©n."
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How is the health system in Uruguay? The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly! The Bad It’s similar to many European systems. If you’re not seriously ill or dying, they generally don’t want to see you — even if you pay for a consultation (around $100). If you’re basically fine, they’ll often just say so and imply you shouldn’t have come. That’s the cultural mindset here: prioritize true urgency over routine visits. You gotta get insurance. The Ugly There isn’t really an ugly side. Most health professionals in Uruguay are happy in their roles. They take the job seriously and take pride in what they do. Tourists get free care at the public hospitals in case of accidents. The Good If you start a business in Uruguay and pay social security, you become eligible for the mixed public-private healthcare system. That gives you access to mutualistas like COSEM. For roughly $10 extra per month, they’ll send a doctor to your house when you’re sick. Getting a doctor at home when you need one is hard to beat. Urgent-care hospitals tend to stay relatively empty because they only accept genuine emergency cases — they turn away non-urgent people. If you like to get Blood exams every months, you better pay USD500 mo. at Hospital Brittanico! Dont ever forget, 0% (foreign) taxes for life =)
Fui no hospital italiano aqui de Montevideo para uma consulta com minha esposa, no particular. Nível SUS mas pagando $100 usd a consulta 🫪
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Poland will take over your feed again today. Biggest patriotism display on the planet. Happy Independence Day, Poland! šŸ’Ŗā¤ļøšŸ‡µšŸ‡±
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I thought German bureaucracy was done surprising me. I’m an EU citizen, just not German. Driving Poland → Germany, Schengen checkpoint anyway. Late for a meeting. Twenty officers searched the car whether I agreed or not. Found the pepper spray I keep in the car. ā€œIllegal here. Hand it over and you can go.ā€ So I did. Two months later the state takes me to court. €1,500 on a lawyer. I won. A year after that, another letter: fine for destroying the spray they confiscated. Officers’ hourly wages plus another €200 on top. No idea why anyone lives there voluntarily.
I thought Germany and German bureaucracy cannot shock me anymore, but it did. I parked my TESLA (!) on an EV-only parking spot in @Konstanz and plugged it into an EV charger. Came back to this fine. Had to use Grok to even understand what was wrong. Turns out you need to have a special EV licence or an EV sticker to indicate it is a real EV. Guess the Tesla logo and charging cable was not enough. @levelsio @ffaebi @eurofounder
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My daughter is under 6 months old and just got residency in Croatia. That makes three countries so far. She’s getting her fourth in April. A lot of people ask why you’d bother getting residence in another Schengen country when she’s already a Schengen passport holder. There are a few reasons. During COVID I was a resident, so I could still come and stay here, which had some of the most relaxed rules in Europe back then. Foreign neighbours without any paperwork confirming the right to be there got stuck. Countries like Austria and Germany wouldn’t let them drive through, and Croatia wouldn’t let them in either. Yes, even Schengen ā€œcitizens.ā€ I’m also starting her clock towards citizenship. I’ll be eligible for Croatian citizenship in about 2.5 years. It should be easier to get hers along with mine. If that doesn’t work, at 18 she can claim it on the basis of 8+ years of residency. A very strong path. Total cost was €7 for ID pictures, €5 for birth certificate, €13 application fee and my time filling out a 4 page form. Time will pass anyway, so use it to your advantage. Rules may change for the worse or for the better, but she’ll have a very good shot at citizenship with 18 years of residency and fluent Croatian since we spend time here. The biggest gift you can give your children is options.
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šŸ‡µšŸ‡± MILLIONS TAKE TO THE STREETS Tomorrow, a massive sea of proud patriots is expected to fill the streets of Warsaw and other cities to honor national sovereignty. This historic march follows the horrific Kraków mass shooting that claimed 9 innocent lives, amid an intense standoff as the globalist government deploys riot police against the Constitutional Court. šŸš” THOUSANDS OF POLICE OFFICERS from multiple regions are arriving to secure the march routes with concrete barriers. Poland stands unified, fiercely defensive of its TRADITIONAL VALUES, and defiant against international leftist pressure during this political crisis.
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Your citizenship is your parents' decision. Your Tax residency is yours.
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Don't expect the country to change, or things to be done your way, just because you moved there.
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Good morning from Krakow šŸ˜”šŸ‡µšŸ‡±
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You don't really know your bank until you try to move a larger amount abroad. Suddenly they want: a reason, a source of funds, an invoice, a phone call, and five working days. It's your money. You still need permission to use it. One bank, one country, one compliance department deciding what you can do with your own money. One bank account is a single point of failure.
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One of the few things that actually annoy me when I visit Poland is Ukrainians blasting speakerphone calls in cafƩs and on public transport.
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Europe taxes success. Latin America taxes patience. Pick the one you can afford.
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I respect the commitment of people who move somewhere entirely for tax reasons... then spend ALMOST half the year in the places they actually like.
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My home country Poland is an unbelievably resilient nation that takes no shit from anybody. Over the last few weeks there’s been a lot of noise about the tribunal mess, the shootout, and how Poles reacted. Here’s something that helps understand the country and why Polish people behave the way they do. For 123 years Poland was partitioned between Russia, Prussia, and Austria. Education was deliberately restricted in the Russian and Prussian parts. Then the WW2. The Germans and Soviets both targeted the Polish elite on purpose. In Katyn in 1940 the Soviets killed around 22,000 Polish officers and professionals, many of them reserve officers, specifically chosen because they were the country’s doctors, engineers, lawyers and leaders. The Germans also systematically killed Polish elites, both Jewish and non-Jewish. The Holocaust wiped out most of Poland’s Jews, among them many who were heavily overrepresented in trade, medicine, and universities. After the war the communists kept education weak, and in 1968 another campaign forced out roughly 13,000 remaining people of Jewish origin. These were fully integrated Polish citizens, many of them academics and doctors, again targeting the remaining educated class. Poland had a large share of its elite deliberately killed or driven out. As bad as it sounds, it also lost a lot of good DNA material. And yet it still built a strong economy from a low base and keeps performing well above the European average in education. Poland was the first to face and fight back against the Germans in 1939 and the first to collapse the Iron Curtain. We are fighting hard to defend European culture. The resilience is obvious. The question is what the baseline would have looked like without those repeated hits. When I was a kid I blamed God and the world for being born in a shithole country. Over the years Poland made me proud. I’m proud to be Polish every day.
Krakow, tonight. A church packed with people. Praying for the victims of yesterday's attack. The Polish are a great people. They don't give up. They stay standing.
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Western Europeans visit Argentina and say "how do people live like this?" Argentines visit Berlin and say the exact same thing. Both are right about different things.
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