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Language design starts with semantics, not syntax.
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your ambition is to design the best functional programming langauge of all time. my ambition is to design the worst functional programming langauge of all time. we are not the same.
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my friend got approached on the subway by a man who asked to draw her and she excitedly said yes just for him to show her this
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oomf said mozart looks like bhad bhabie i-
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Are You Happy for Others Who Succeed?
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crab chain is cold as hell
Photographer captures iguana that looks like Godzilla 🦎 📷: @dale_r_morris
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more dumplings and a beautiful rat couple that will be boiled soon :)
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JUST IN: 🇸🇻🇭🇹 El Salvador President Nayib Bukele pledges to wipe out Haiti's gangs.
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18 year old me thought my life was a wattpad novel and tried to get my male centred mum to leave her weirdo boyfriend by saying ‘it’s either me or him’ and she laughed and told me to pack my bags
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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cloudflare is about to patent this
Throwing dice to generate entropy was so August 2026. This is the new meta.
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Uhhhhh let me be queer
Forgot to moisturize before work and I look like gay Obama from Colorado
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Once you realise the beauty of epubs you will never again download a fic as a pdf
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This deluge of vibe-designed programming languages makes me sad.
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The Chinese are innovating in the cat photos metagame
近看肥猫大,远看大肥猫
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When he cheated on me and I crashed out on Instagram live with 40 viewers and i could hear my neighbor watching the live through the wall
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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