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AUM. Adult Male Human. Artisanal spammer. Advaita amateur; donโ€™t mind too much. Solidarity with realists & lapsed lefties. I laugh in the face of character limi

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The โ€œauthentic selfโ€ of any middle aged trans identified man is never a 60 yr old granny called Hilda dealing with mild angina, a pelvic floor disorder, and healthy obsession about her latest crafts project. No, itโ€™s always a version of Barbie Bukkake-Sexcumtart.
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How now, you secret, black and midnight hags! It's been a while. Time I got back on stage. All these racist, misogynistic jokes won't tell themselves. Comedy Unleashed, Leeds, Hifi Club. Friday 11th December 7pm. With @LeoKearse, @DariusDavies, @KelliiTaylor @UnleashedComedy
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The Male Feministโ€ฆ
Serious point behind this - in my lived experience, straight men who seem culturally gay are, by far, THE WORST creeps to women out there.
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Replying to @JayMackComedian
โ€œCelebrity Sex Pest, with Kriss Akabusiโ€
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Replying to @ShahrarAli
So, youโ€™re basically identifying as โ€˜trans Englishโ€™?
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โ€œTrans womenโ€ donโ€™t use the menโ€™s because of any palpable danger (there is little evidence of this), but because to do so would clearly expose the fact to everyone they are just run-of-the-mill good-old-fashioned transvestites, plain and simple.
Transwomen believing theyโ€™re under some threat in menโ€™s bathrooms when the average man is desperately trying not to have eye contact and/or unusually anxious about not being able to piss at the urinal, will never not be fucking funny to me. But, yeah, make women uncomfortable.
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Youโ€™ve definitely forgotten who won this yearโ€™s Oscar for Best Actor. Remind yourself of the nominees.
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I know people on this site and on social media think itโ€™s normal to hate people who come from a different political party. If you think it is normal, log off, go into the real world, and try to help someone without asking if theyโ€™re a Democrat or Republican. Youโ€™ll thank me.
"We honor your service..." @Schwarzenegger and @GovernorDavis, once political rivals, united to host a pizza party for Veterans Day. "Of course we don't agree on everything...it doesn't mean we should hate each other...we have to work together to serve the people."
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Just a reminder, recently near where I live a woman who I have since spoken to, called the cops after she reported that a delivery guy who spoke broken English pushed his way into her home and sexually assaulted her with her three kids present in the address, at one point trying to lock the door from the inside before making off. He was subsequently arrested weeks later, processed and released on Bail! Now do #DannyTommo and tell me things are fair, balanced and not influenced by politics.
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James Blunt has been a cheese tease for nearly 3 years.
Announcement at 17:00hrs.
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Iโ€™m furious. Blindingly furious. In fact, blindingly furious doesnโ€™t cover it. On Wednesday, the Islamic Republic of Iran was elected to the United Nationsโ€™ Committee for Programme and Coordination, the 34-member body that oversees how the UN delivers its programmes, from human rights and womenโ€™s rights to counterterrorism. Yes, really. The worldโ€™s foremost state sponsor of terrorism now has a hand in reviewing the UNโ€™s counterterrorism operations, and a regime that hangs dissidents from cranes will help to scrutinise its work on human rights. America, Canada and Australia explicitly voted against the move. โ€œThe committee should not seat a regime that silences dissent and fuels regional instability,โ€ said Canadaโ€™s foreign minister, Anita Anand. Australiaโ€™s Penny Wong said Iranโ€™s conduct โ€œundermines multilateralismโ€. Ed Miliband, by contrast, had already approved Iranโ€™s candidacy back in April. According to the Foreign Office, its hands were tied. Iran had been put forward by the UNโ€™s Asia-Pacific group, alongside India, Japan and Pakistan, and Hamish Falconer, the Middle East minister, described the nomination as an โ€œautomaticityโ€. Chris Elmore, another minister, insisted that Britain could not have blocked it. Really? Then how did the Americans, Canadians and Australians manage to stand up and be counted? Nobody was asking Britain to perform a miracle. We were being asked to do the bare minimum: to say, out loud, that a regime which has spent the past four years trying to murder people on British soil has no business sitting in judgement on anybodyโ€™s counterterrorism programme. The Foreign Office couldnโ€™t even manage that. Letโ€™s consider what Tehran has been up to... New post. Link in first reply
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First few seconds- yep, thatโ€™s how the slick, smooth Thomas Crown would sit: doing a little jump in his seat like a toddler getting comfy.
New trailer for โ€˜THE THOMAS CROWN AFFAIRโ€™, directed by & starring Michael B. Jordan. The film follows a billionaire who steals priceless artworks while falling in love with the woman investigating him. In theaters on March 5, 2027.
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โ€œJust let me defend youโ€
My husband is ready to go to war with the hospital over a male nurse who treated my room like his personal peep show and Iโ€™m starting to wonder if heโ€™s the only one with common sense..
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These stories are exactly why I will never stay silent when it comes to protecting the safety of women and girls across this country. When it comes to violence against women and girls perpetrated by illegal migrant men, Labour and the Lib Dems seem determined to turn a blind eye.
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Iโ€™ve decided to start โ€˜exploring my genderโ€™. Any recommendations on where to start?
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Youโ€™ve definitely forgotten who won this yearโ€™s Oscar for Best Actor. Remind yourself of the nominees.
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Just to be clear, Danny Tommo is going to be sentenced for damaging the illegal property of human traffickers who continuously flood our country with some of the worst people you could ever imagine.
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'It's not a fetish!!' they scream, as they have usernames like 'freeuse toys', refer to their partners as 'dogs', and pose for meme photos after extreme, life-altering surgery.
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โ€œAn ego where a soul should be is a huge vulnerabilityโ€
Replying to @NotBlindfolded
You know who would have done better with grains of sand, but the narcissism demanded grandeur. An ego where a soul should be is a huge vulnerability.
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The perfect description of the artisanal dick-cheesers Led By Donkeys:
Replying to @thesundaysport
They're forever mentally stuck in their late teenage 'students messing about with traffic cones' phase.
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Final offer.... If you tell me your favourite cheese, I'll donate ยฃ1000 to a charity or your choice. Bonus offer. If your album goes to number one, I'll legally change my name to James Blunt.
Itโ€™s all โ€˜me, me, me,โ€™ at the moment.
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