The โauthentic selfโ of any middle aged trans identified man is never a 60 yr old granny called Hilda dealing with mild angina, a pelvic floor disorder, and healthy obsession about her latest crafts project.
No, itโs always a version of Barbie Bukkake-Sexcumtart.
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How now, you secret, black and midnight hags!
It's been a while. Time I got back on stage. All these racist, misogynistic jokes won't tell themselves.
Comedy Unleashed, Leeds, Hifi Club. Friday 11th December 7pm.
With @LeoKearse, @DariusDavies, @KelliiTaylor
@UnleashedComedy
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Replying to @JayMackComedian
โCelebrity Sex Pest, with Kriss Akabusiโ
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Replying to @ShahrarAli
So, youโre basically identifying as โtrans Englishโ?
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โTrans womenโ donโt use the menโs because of any palpable danger (there is little evidence of this), but because to do so would clearly expose the fact to everyone they are just run-of-the-mill good-old-fashioned transvestites, plain and simple.
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Youโve definitely forgotten who won this yearโs Oscar for Best Actor.
Remind yourself of the nominees.
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I know people on this site and on social media think itโs normal to hate people who come from a different political party.
If you think it is normal, log off, go into the real world, and try to help someone without asking if theyโre a Democrat or Republican.
Youโll thank me.
"We honor your service..."
@Schwarzenegger and @GovernorDavis, once political rivals, united to host a pizza party for Veterans Day.
"Of course we don't agree on everything...it doesn't mean we should hate each other...we have to work together to serve the people."
Just a reminder, recently near where I live a woman who I have since spoken to, called the cops after she reported that a delivery guy who spoke broken English pushed his way into her home and sexually assaulted her with her three kids present in the address, at one point trying to lock the door from the inside before making off.
He was subsequently arrested weeks later, processed and released on Bail!
Now do #DannyTommo and tell me things are fair, balanced and not influenced by politics.
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James Blunt has been a cheese tease for nearly 3 years.
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Iโm furious. Blindingly furious. In fact, blindingly furious doesnโt cover it.
On Wednesday, the Islamic Republic of Iran was elected to the United Nationsโ Committee for Programme and Coordination, the 34-member body that oversees how the UN delivers its programmes, from human rights and womenโs rights to counterterrorism.
Yes, really. The worldโs foremost state sponsor of terrorism now has a hand in reviewing the UNโs counterterrorism operations, and a regime that hangs dissidents from cranes will help to scrutinise its work on human rights.
America, Canada and Australia explicitly voted against the move. โThe committee should not seat a regime that silences dissent and fuels regional instability,โ said Canadaโs foreign minister, Anita Anand. Australiaโs Penny Wong said Iranโs conduct โundermines multilateralismโ.
Ed Miliband, by contrast, had already approved Iranโs candidacy back in April. According to the Foreign Office, its hands were tied. Iran had been put forward by the UNโs Asia-Pacific group, alongside India, Japan and Pakistan, and Hamish Falconer, the Middle East minister, described the nomination as an โautomaticityโ. Chris Elmore, another minister, insisted that Britain could not have blocked it.
Really? Then how did the Americans, Canadians and Australians manage to stand up and be counted? Nobody was asking Britain to perform a miracle. We were being asked to do the bare minimum: to say, out loud, that a regime which has spent the past four years trying to murder people on British soil has no business sitting in judgement on anybodyโs counterterrorism programme. The Foreign Office couldnโt even manage that.
Letโs consider what Tehran has been up to...
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First few seconds- yep, thatโs how the slick, smooth Thomas Crown would sit: doing a little jump in his seat like a toddler getting comfy.
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These stories are exactly why I will never stay silent when it comes to protecting the safety of women and girls across this country.
When it comes to violence against women and girls perpetrated by illegal migrant men, Labour and the Lib Dems seem determined to turn a blind eye.
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Iโve decided to start โexploring my genderโ.
Any recommendations on where to start?
Youโve definitely forgotten who won this yearโs Oscar for Best Actor.
Remind yourself of the nominees.
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Just to be clear, Danny Tommo is going to be sentenced for damaging the illegal property of human traffickers who continuously flood our country with some of the worst people you could ever imagine.
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'It's not a fetish!!' they scream, as they have usernames like 'freeuse toys', refer to their partners as 'dogs', and pose for meme photos after extreme, life-altering surgery.
โAn ego where a soul should be is a huge vulnerabilityโ
Replying to @NotBlindfolded
You know who would have done better with grains of sand, but the narcissism demanded grandeur. An ego where a soul should be is a huge vulnerability.
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The perfect description of the artisanal dick-cheesers Led By Donkeys:
Replying to @thesundaysport
They're forever mentally stuck in their late teenage 'students messing about with traffic cones' phase.



























