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The difference between a welfare state and a totalitarian state is a matter of time. - Ayn Rand

Pasadena, California
Joined April 2022
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Never comply with this bullshit again. Become ungovernable. #DoNotComply
On this Remembrance Day… Your grandfather didn't sleep in the trenches holding a picture of his family so people could show their papers to buy food… This can never happen again…
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Time to stop pretending that electing the @GOP means anything. 99% of them are corrupt. Every time they get a majority, they screw us over. We are going to be ruled by 7th century savages imposing sharia law, or blue haired nose ring commie trannies. Which sounds less horrible?
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Bobby Kennedy Jr. is going to war with the corrupt, lazy @SenateGOP. The Senate betrayed us, and is bought and paid for by Big Pharma. @RobertKennedyJr tells the truth to the American people. We need Bobby to run for the Republican nomination and win the presidency in 2028!
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The muslim conquest of America is well underway.
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This is one-party communist Washington. Exposing his corruption doesn't mean a thing to former Inslee stooge Nick Brown. No one will stop him. @AGOWA
I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THE DEPTHS OF CORRUPTION WE ARE BEING SUBJECTED TO. Please, wake up. Fight back.
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Well said. Fuck @RepThomasMassie.
Jesus FUCKING Christ, Massie. Every time I think Congress has finally scraped the absolute bottom of the barrel of useless, self-important, backstabbing assholes, you come crawling out from underneath it like a syphilitic fucking sewer rat with a superiority complex and a desperate need for somebody, ANYBODY, to give a shit what you think. You’ve spent your entire worthless career as a preening, self-righteous little bitch who never actually did a goddamn thing except clap for the cameras, cash the checks, and jerk yourself off about how principled you are while the rest of the party actually tried to win. You're a walking participation trophy with a congressional pension, the political equivalent of a wet fart in an elevator who somehow convinced himself he's Thomas fucking Jefferson. And now, for your grand fucking finale, you’re counting “eight impeachable acts” like some pious little altar boy with a hard-on for losing, because Pete Hegseth is effective, the war is going the way your voters wanted, and your colleagues aren’t stupid enough to follow a lame-duck loser into a political suicide pact. Eight! EIGHT! Congratulations, you sanctimonious dipshit. Did you count them all by yourself, or did you need your Democrat buddies to take your shoes off so you could get past ten? And since you've suddenly appointed yourself the nation's supreme authority on military accountability, let's revisit Lloyd fucking Austin. The Secretary of Defense vanished into a hospital for days, the President wasn't informed, his own deputy didn't know the full circumstances, and the Pentagon's chain of command looked like a goddamn Three Stooges reunion. WHERE THE FUCK WAS CAPTAIN ACCOUNTABILITY THEN, YOU SPINELESS, TWO-FACED LITTLE SHITSTAIN? No impeachment crusade. No constitutional sermon. No theatrical outrage. Apparently your principles were buried somewhere between your pinecone collection and whatever Democrat's ass you were kissing that week. But Hegseth starts kicking ass, and suddenly the mighty Thomas Massie emerges from his woodland fucking monastery, clutching his impeachment articles like Moses descending Mount Sinai, ready to lecture everybody about constitutional responsibility. Spare me the sanctimonious horseshit, you gutless fraud. You've become the Democrats' favorite useful Republican, a pompous, backstabbing jackass who mistakes sabotaging his own party for some grand demonstration of moral superiority. You're the political equivalent of a hemorrhoid that learned to quote the Federalist Papers. And the funniest fucking part? Kentucky finally saw through the act. After years of listening to you congratulate yourself for being the smartest, bravest, most principled man in Washington, your own voters apparently decided they'd rather have an empty fucking chair than another term of your insufferable bullshit. Imagine possessing an ego so catastrophically inflated that getting your ass handed to you at the ballot box only convinces you the country desperately needs MORE of your unsolicited wisdom. You're the drunk asshole being thrown out of the bar who keeps screaming that HE'S the one who decided to leave. And now, with the clock running out on your miserable congressional career, you're spending your remaining political oxygen trying to kneecap an administration your own party elected. What an extraordinary fucking achievement. Years in Congress, and your farewell performance is practically indistinguishable from something written by the Democratic National Committee. You had an opportunity to leave Washington with whatever scraps of dignity you had left. Instead, you've chosen to spend your final days as a bitter little political cockroach, desperately scrambling for relevance while the lights go out. So here's some advice, Tommy. Go clear out your empty office, go fuck yourself with that pinecone on the way out, and take your resume full of nothing with you. You're a pathetic, irrelevant, treasonous clown who peaked as a meme, and your greatest congressional accomplishment was demonstrating just how fucking unbearable one self-important asshole can become. Now take your persecution complex, your worthless political legacy, and your bottomless reservoir of self-righteous horseshit, shove it all straight up your ass, and FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF, you pinecone-sucking, zero-accomplishment, traitor-ass motherfucker. 🖕
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Jew-hater @PramilaJayapal (D-Hamas) stands up for fellow Jew-hating cunt @macklemore.
Freedom of Speech is a paramount right in this country. It is wrong that Seattle’s own Climate Pledge Arena is reportedly blocking Macklemore’s performance. I call on Climate Pledge to make every effort to ensure Macklemore is able to perform in his own hometown arena. Seattle is better than this.
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The First Amendment protects against government restrictions on speech. A private venue can choose which artists to book, including declining an artist because of the artist’s statements or political views. The Supreme Court has previously ruled on this. supremecourt.gov/opinions/18pdf…
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Abundantly clear that @gadi_eisenkot is not qualified or ready to be PM.
ההופעה של אייזנקוט הערב הייתה אירוע מוזר, מביש ומעליב ברמה הציבורית: עומד אדם, שנראה כמו קוף, מדבר כמו קוף, עילג, נבוב, שוגה בכל מילה שנייה, מקריא מטקסט שהוכתב לו, כל כולו רועד, שותה מים בחוסר ביטחון מופגן, לא רהוט, לא ישיר, לא אמיתי, מהונדס מכף רגל ועד ראש. והאיש הזה מתיימר להיות האיש שיוביל את מדינת ישראל בשעותיה המורכבות והקשות ביותר. מולו עומד רב אומן, מנוסה, חכם, מצליחן, זוהר, נערץ. אדם שהוא כמעט כל חייו בפוליטיקה. אלוף אמיתי (בלי קשר לעמדותיו הפוליטיות). זה קוף טירון מול בלרינה מקצוענית. איזה בושה לעם ישראל ששני אלה מוצגים כביכול כיריבים פוליטיים שווי כוחות. איזה עולב שיש מחנה שמציג מול אלוף העולם במשקל כבד חרגול נבול וחסר רגליים וטוען שהוא עומד לנצח. ובעיקר - ההופעה. כל כך מייאשת, מבאסת ומבישה. בסוף, ראש ממשלה עתידי אמור להיות דמות מרשימה. הוא לא יכול להיות ירקן מהשוק שלא יודע אפילו לא לקרוא טקסט בצורה רציפה. זה פשוט לא יכול לקרות. ולכן זה גם לא יקרה.
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Another in a long string of bad hires by @realDonaldTrump. Trump is a poor judge of character.
عفریته‌ خائن اصلی به ترامپ و مردم ایران، سوزی وایلز: سوزی در سال ۲۰۱۹ توسط ران دیسانتیس اخراج شد، چرا که اطلاعات انتخاباتی را به رقیب او فروخته بود. نتانیاهو نیز پس از ۳ ماه او را اخراج کرد، زیرا موساد نسبت به بروز رخنه امنیتی ابراز نگرانی کرده و بی‌بی را وادار به کنار گذاشتن او نموده بود. او برای روسیه و قطر لابی‌گری می‌کرده و هر بار که ترامپ برای حمله به ایران آماده می‌شده، او کسی بوده که به روسیه، قطر و ترکیه اطلاعات محرمانه را درز می‌داده. سوزی وایلز با وجود هزینه کردن ۵۰۰ میلیون دلار برای انتخابات میان دوره، نه تنها فجیحانه انتخابات را باخت و بد پیش بینی کرده بود، بلکه تا یک هفته‌ قبل از انتخابات به ترامپ دروغ گفته و به او اطمینان داده بود که همه چیز تحت کنترل است. وایلز حتی برای شنبه این هفته ترتیب جلسه‌ای محرمانه با وفادارانش در کمپ دیوید را داده بود که زمانی که ترامپ در فلوریدا است دیدار کنند و برنامه ریزی چگونه در قدرت ماندنش و نیمچه کودتایی برعلیه ترامپ را انجام دهند، که با مطلع شدن ترامپ، از دولت کنار گذاشته شد. حذف او از تیم ترامپ و ورود میلر گرچه اقدامی بسیار مثبت بود، اما کمی دیر انجام شد. #عجوزه_قطر_به‌کان
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JD Vance is not, and never has been, “America First.” He is “IRGC First,” “Qatar First,” and “Pakistan First.” He must never be allowed to become President.
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Go soft on deportations because of @SusieWiles47 and lose the mid-terms in a humiliating fashion. Then double down on the stupidity that lost your base. @realDonaldTrump has no core principles. Always willing to make a lousy "deal." Just like with Iran. breitbart.com/immigration/20…
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#DeportThemAll Every single one of them.
ICE Seattle arrested illegal alien Valentin Castrejon, 30, of Mexico. Convicted of 3 counts, rape of a child, and 1 count child molestation, earning 60 months per rape count and 90 months for molestation in 2016 in Franklin Co., WA. (more)
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Exactly. Trump listened to Groyper @JDVance, incompetent @SusieWiles47, and his idiot son @DonaldJTrumpJr. Last Tuesday was the result.
If Trump didn’t stop the 12 day war. The U.S. would not be in a war, Iran would be free, the Israel hate would be less, gas prices would be low, Trump would be remembered as the American President who oversaw the regime’s end. The Republicans could have had a supermajority.
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Grandma Groyper @megynkelly is a lying twat. She's in bed with @TuckerCarlson and the Hitler wing of the GOP, so she's blaming the Jews for the midterms. Blame the do-nothing @GOP congress who undermined MAGA. Blame Trump for not finishing off the IRGC when he had the chance.
"Who are they f*cking kidding?!" @MegynKelly calls out the neocons’ “revisionist history” on the Iran war after they cheered it on from the beginning. She takes aim at Mark Levin’s response to the midterm fallout and his attacks on her and other podcasters. Download: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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